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[Shteve]

See you cunts with your roadworks. Fuck aff

[Currahee!]

See you cunts with your roadworks. Fuck aff

You got central heating? Instant hot water aye? No our roadworks anyway

[Currahee!]

Tight now Terry. I'll test it in the morning.

[MC Sauce Drizzle.]

Tight now Terry. I'll test it in the morning.

I'll be there to loosen it later.

[Currahee!]

I'll be there to loosen it later.

You'll loosen fuck all. There's no fast food restaurants nearby.

[MC Sauce Drizzle.]

 I'm gonna loosen it.

[Floyd]

You'll loosen fuck all. There's no fast food restaurants nearby.

[Currahee!]

 I'm gonna loosen it.

You'll never manage. You're weak from kebabs and chips.

[MC Sauce Drizzle.]

How dare you.

[Currahee!]

How dare you.

[MC Sauce Drizzle.]

Just to let you know, I've not actually loosened that pipe, so if it's leaking tomorrow, you've got nobody but yourself to blame.

[Currahee!]

Just to let you know, I've not actually loosened that pipe, so if it's leaking tomorrow, you've got nobody but yourself to blame.

Thats a relief as I thought you really would.

[MC Sauce Drizzle.]

I'm too tired from all the Greggs sausage rolls.

[Currahee!]

I'm too tired from all the Greggs sausage rolls.

Try and loosen this then. Heavy as fuck.

[Currahee!]

Nightmare to fit Terry.

[Zizou]

I dunno what's going on here.

[Currahee!]

I dunno what's going on here.

Bricklaying Alan.

[Viva EspaNaFish]

Try and loosen this then. Heavy as fuck.

Why do I feel like this was posted in the wrong chat and that the next line is 'I want you dreepin like a knackered fridge'?

[MC Sauce Drizzle.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqSA-SY5Hro

[MC Sauce Drizzle.]

I managed to squeeze some more money out of the employers, then decided to work Mondays again to give me another cash injection. 
1 week later... pffft. 5 day weeks should be banned, it's just a pointless waste of happiness.