Takeaways

[Fender Tele]

It's not racism, it's facts. 
15 year old, different culture, how many fucking burgers do you think his parents make?
Don't give me any of your shite.

[Huevo en Mi Cara]

That’s plenty

[audioslave]

Coming over here. Cooking our burgers.

[Fender Tele]

Coming over here. Cooking our burgers.

I dunno what people want me to say instead, my footlong was ready for the bin. 

[Mikey]

Your average 15 year old Pakistani is likely to have a far better diet than your average 15 year old Scot, tbf

I used to work with a few Indian boys and it took them about three months to transition from fruit and veg at lunch to sausage rolls and yum yums.

[Fender Tele]

Your average 15 year old Pakistani is likely to have a far better diet than your average 15 year old Scot, tbf

I dunno about that, but if we're going with that logic, their burgers are going to be absolute shite. 
So i'm right again.

[Fender Tele]

Burger King at Fort Kinnaird granted 24/7 licence. 
Bit far away for me like, but i know fraggle likes a burger at 4am. 


https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edi...j__VwNotCA

[Fender Tele]

[Fender Tele]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kCPNzv1j80

[Fender Tele]

I'm no a nosey bastard right, but i'm facing the window, and i swear, the boy across the road has had a takeaway every night for the last 4 days.

[Fender Tele]

Make that 5. 

[Fraggle]

[Mikey]

Terry and his neighbour putting some Deliveroo man's bairn through medical school

[Fender Tele]

Might get a Chinese to be fair 

Yang Chow Fried Rice
Salt n Chilli Chicken
Beef in Black Bean Sauce
Spring Rolls.

[Johnny]

I'm no a nosey bastard right, but i'm facing the window, and i swear, the boy across the road has had a takeaway every night for the last 4 days.

[Fender Tele]

Check you boys pretending you eat all healthy. 
Probably just up to your eyeballs in direct debits and raging that you can't afford a wee scran.

[Fender Tele]

[Fender Tele]

Oh ya dancer 

So, roughly a month since i've had a takeaway 

Chinese the fucking night. 

BOSH