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#1
01-04-2015, 12:39 PM
Vile, scummy, jakey degenerates without exception.

A 'sport' for weirdos. How the fuck does it have it's own channel on Sky? Fat folk from the boozer chucking a stick at a wall Cornette

Nonsense.
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#2
01-04-2015, 12:42 PM
Looks like a fun night out on the bevvy but it's absolutely not a sport.
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#3
01-04-2015, 12:54 PM
It's quite a good laugh going to the darts tbh. Plenty Bevy, chanting and it's generally a good atmosphere. The Kolo/Yaya chant needs to fuck off though.

Wouldn't call it a sport by any means but it's something that needs a fair bit of skill to be at the top of the game.
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#4
01-04-2015, 01:16 PM (Edited 01-04-2015, 01:16 PM by Drederick Shanktum.)
Partridge couldn't hit a coos arse with a banjo. NAP

Also, it's not a sport
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#5
01-04-2015, 01:33 PM
Cannot understand why anyone would pay money to go to the darts.

Darts players having walkout music Wiggo

'Hahaha he's written something funny on a wee sign, BANTS!'

Everything that's wrong with this country, imo.
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#6
01-04-2015, 01:36 PM
Love that video of Michael Van Gerwen throwing 17 perfect darts in a row.
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#7
01-04-2015, 01:58 PM
I was edging when he threw that 18th dart.

Spoiled orgasm.
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#8
01-04-2015, 02:22 PM
How's it not a sport?
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#9
01-04-2015, 03:10 PM
It's a game
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#10
01-04-2015, 03:16 PM
I like the darts Cool Very skilful at the top levels and I enjoy the mental tests that the players go through (not adding up the numbers, dealing with the pressure etc). I do realise this makes me a weirdo in the eyes of the boy who steals Chinese food off tramps, but I'm willing to live with that Cool

Absolute filth that comprise the crowds though Laugh
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#11
01-04-2015, 03:20 PM
(01-04-2015, 02:22 PM)Roger H. Sterling Wrote: How's it not a sport?

You'll have some definition of a sport prepared but it's not a sport.

It's fat bevvy merchants playing a pub game.
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01-04-2015, 03:20 PM
(01-04-2015, 01:58 PM)Chrambo Wrote: I was edging when he threw that 18th dart.

Spoiled orgasm.
-1. It's fucking great.
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#13
01-04-2015, 03:22 PM
(01-04-2015, 03:20 PM)dokratr0 Wrote: -1. It's fucking great.

It was ruined by his failure to land that second 9 darter.
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#14
01-04-2015, 03:24 PM
I'm not into darts. Don't play it, don't watch it. But it's obviously a skill. How's it any different to archery, which is an olympic sport?

Those watching it seem to have a good time. Bit like those that watch wrestling. Just cheap entertainment. No harm done.
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#15
01-04-2015, 07:53 PM
Something to keep the lower classes/IQ's busy. Keeps them out of my way so I'm all for it Smug
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#16
01-04-2015, 08:09 PM
Sat down for a beer in my pants to watch the darts.

Oi oi oi.

Brucie
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#17
01-04-2015, 08:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGNZ3GqYrVY

Pinilla

Up there with Secretariat's run or Zidane's volley imo.
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#18
01-04-2015, 08:12 PM
Gary Anderson to land a 147 check out, it would eclipse bannisters mile.
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#19
01-04-2015, 09:53 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/articl...ceeds.html

Man takes up a new sport and loses 5 stone. Inspirational.
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#20
01-04-2015, 09:55 PM
Anderson has lost it.
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