Big Halks

[Zizou]

We knew this moment was coming but

Not a stretch to say second to Carter-Vickers in terms of best defenders in the league. On the bright side we've planned for this.

[Hank Scorpio]

4 games in a row, or whatever it was, was always going to cripple him. 

It's a shame, but he's never going to get a consistent run of games.

[Snake Plissken]

Renewing his deal was a mistake. It's beyond a joke how injury-prone he is.

Like Kingsley, he's a good player at this level but spends far too much time on the treatment table.

[Mikey]

Needs to wear the GPS monitor when he's not training so the sports scientists can see him going to Beijing Banquet five times a week.

[King Kebab]

On a similar but not so similar note, see if Penrice gets injured...
Who's replacing him? 
Kingsley is fucked and Salazar was thrown to the dogs.

[Kashinda]

Was he not suspended a few weeks ago? Who played in that game?

[Del-icious]

Was he not suspended a few weeks ago? Who played in that game?

Probs Rowles

[Shteve]

Rowlesy was doing a turn at LB here and there.

[King Kebab]

Who's replacing Penrice if he gets injured?

[Shteve]

He's not injured, don't worry about it.

[King Kebab]

He's not injured, don't worry about it.

[King Kebab]

What happens if Penrice gets injured though?

[Fraggle]

I’m sure Critchleybsaud Taylor has played there previously and Ethan Drysdale can make the step up.

Kingsley once fit again too.

[King Kebab]

What happens if Devlin gets injured?

 Absolutely hee haw.

[Pete Seeger]

Give him a deal. Best defender in the league now he’s not a fat cunt.

[King Kebab]

Aye, a short yin though, he's still only 90 minutes away from a horrendous injury.

[Floyd]

Give him a deal. Best defender in the league now he’s not a fat cunt.

He’s my man of the match today, absolutely outstanding.

[Snake Plissken]

Fair play to him, I thought he was Finnish with the fitness/injuries, but he really seems to have stepped up this season.

Amazing what a proper pre-season can do for a player.

[Ray Winstone]

Compare him to Souttar today and it’s not even a contest. He should be back pushing for the Scotland squad if this continues.

[King Kebab]

Souttar looked fat, in football terms, played well the 1st half, but was gasping on a donut in the 2nd.