Hearts v Rangers

[Zizou]

Fancy us here 8 unbeaten.

Rangers won't be as bad as they have been away from home recently, they never are against us. It's a good chance to see how far we've really progressed.

Would love to see Kartum and Steinwender start but I've got a feeling sports science nonsense will see them on the bench. Taylor has to come in for Forrester and Forrest should be tuning in from his couch.

2-1 Hertz.

[Snake Plissken]

It's Rangers though.

I'm pretty sure we've not beaten them since the cup win in 2020. We should fancy our chances, but I'll never be confident against that lot.

[Shteve]

Feels like every time we play them they've been doing shite and everybody is tipping Hearts, same again this time.

But we never actually win can only hope but it'd be like them to bounce back with a convincing win.

[CritchSmile]

Morelos hatrick

[Schteg]

The 0-0 on opening day feels two seasons ago at this point.

Dundee United are above them in points won on the road. We have fuck all to fear. Get a goal and watch them crumble.

[Del-icious]

Hearts L

[Floyd]

I’d love to be confident here but it’s Rangers and we always shit the bed when they come to town.



I’ll attend more in hope than expectation, as I’ve seen this movie too many times before where we rock up full of hope and expectation, and then get turned over with ease.

I hope to fuck I’m wrong though.

[Felix]

Tavernier and Dessers to score is got to be the easiest money this season. Think we might scrape a draw here, but only if Hof starts.

[Hank Scorpio]

Midfield could be a problem. Devlin will probably have to adhere to concussion protocol, Hof won't be risked from the start and Beni will need a stint in an iron lung after playing 2 hours.

[AJ.]

As usual, we'll face the backlash of another team making a cunt of it the previous week.

[Shteve]

Midfield could be a problem. Devlin will probably have to adhere to concussion protocol, Hof won't be risked from the start and Beni will need a stint in an iron lung after playing 2 hours.

Devlin should be awrite, think it was just a case of that eye swelling up a bit.

Woke doctors get tae fuck.

[CritchSmile]

Devlin had a 'concussion' so that we could make more subs.

[King Kebab]

12 kickoff 
I'll barely be awake.

[Shteve]

Few liveners in me by 12 bells. Took the Monday off to make a day eh it.

[Mikey]

My head tells me we'll go classic Hearts and lose to them when they are abject but my heart says 2-1 to us, with Hoff pulling the strings.

[Del-icious]

I want to believe we can beat them but we never do

Hoping we play kabangu, Wilson and musa (or the new lad), not 100% sure there’s room for shanks to swan about with his finger up his arse.

[Sarkozabal]

Gordon
Forrester Steinwender McCart Penrice
Kartum Devlin Beni Spittal
Wilson Elton

IMO Forrester deserves to keep his place with a proper midfielder in front of him, not a shock the worst he’s looked for a while was playing with Forrest. Imagine we’ll get Elton and Shankland but I think we need to just keep playing Wilson, the boy’s class.

[Shteve]

Shankland will start, think we might see Jorgey Pants in the midfield anaw

Gordon
Taylor Sidewinder McCart Penrice
Grant Beni Devlin Spittal
Shankland Elton

[Zizou]

Struggling to see beni and devlin starting tbf.

Might end up Kartum in the middle and mussa out right.

[Billy Butcher]

It always feels like we get Rangers after they’ve just had a terrible result and need a performance.

It’s difficult to tell if this Rangers team coming out with a point to prove and their tails up will actually be an issue though.

Not sure about starting Steinwender this weekend, but we might not have an option.