Set Piece Coach

[King Kebab]

Name and shame him, who's he related to?
Jobs for the boys, free money.

[1500 Dollars a Day]

Give it to big Steve Bracknall

[King Kebab]

You could give it to Shteve off Talk Hearts and nobody would bat an eyelid.

[Billy Butcher]

I’ll do it for free - tell the boys to beat the first man and I’ve already improved our set pieces by 100%.

[Giza Brek]

Mind back in my boys club days we had a set piece coach, this boys da used to shout penalty spot! In my ear just before I went to swing it in.

Genius.

[Mikey]

Mind back in my boys club days we had a set piece coach, this boys da used to shout penalty spot! In my ear just before I went to swing it in.

Genius.

'Get it in the mixer' was our coach's sage advice.

Used to shout, 'put it in the onion bag' when I was taking the spot kicks anaw. Sound advice.

[1500 Dollars a Day]

'Get it in the mixer' was our coach's sage advice.

Used to shout, 'put it in the onion bag' when I was taking the spot kicks anaw. Sound advice.

What more instruction do you really need tbf? Quality coaching that, keep it simple.

[Zizou]

I had a coach and his favourite phrase was ‘oot the park for medals’

As in, punt the ball as far away from you as you can no wonder we are shite

[Billy Butcher]

I had a coach and his favourite phrase was ‘oot the park for medals’

As in, punt the ball as far away from you as you can  no wonder we are shite

‘Defence wins championships’ as they say in the NFL

Wee Del will have us hard to beat and working for each other. With the Aldi Austin and Bloom’s Billions we will be winning the league next season, no doubt.

[Mikey]

I had a coach and his favourite phrase was ‘oot the park for medals’

As in, punt the ball as far away from you as you can no wonder we are shite

'If in doubt, get it out', he used to say. 'DEAL WAE IT' any time the ball came into the box anaw

[CritchSmile]

Clear yer lines!

[Diego Armando Toblerone]

“Track your runners” was my boys club coaches favourite.

[Edson Arantes 2Nascimento]

'it's just our little secret!'

[Giza Brek]

'HOW IS HE' when they were shouting for offside, fuck does that even mean

[Diego Armando Toblerone]

'it's just our little secret!'

Did you play for Cheltic too?

[Iker Kashillas]

“You’re fucking shite Kash!!” 

[The Great Chilavert]

Two nil down in the first 10 minutes

“We’ve no even fuckin started here yit lads”

[King Kebab]

"It's my ball, and i'm going home"

[CritchSmile]

"Scott, you're gay!"

[King Kebab]

When the boy who always goes in goals doesn't want to come out to play