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That was a grim season

That was a grim season
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#1
05-18-2025, 08:15 PM
Started off with a shambolic pre season.

Worst start to a league season ever. Falkirk. Plzen damp squib. Critches bitches. 1 point off Hibs. Petrocub Fat Cunt . Barely laying a glove on the top 6 teams. Aberdeen semi final. Ann Budge turning up to the POTY event bevvied and embarrassing us.

It was just garbage from top to bottom. Barely a single moment worth remembering. Had the Minsk away win, the Omonia win, the St Mirren QF. That's about it. Dire.

Yet somehow, I have rarely felt more optimistic about a new season Warnock
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05-18-2025, 08:28 PM
The trip to Copenhagen was fun. That was it.
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05-18-2025, 08:38 PM
Dundee away. Only time I backed Hearts all season and won £305 off £5.
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05-18-2025, 08:38 PM
Omonia felt like the highlight. I suppose the 0-0 vs the Berrz on the opening day felt like we were on the verge of a good season too. Woy

We'll be back. Smugqq
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05-18-2025, 08:44 PM
See these results like beating Minks and Ammonia, even the season prior when we beat Rosenborg, they do very little for me tbh. They are like the lowest rank shitty teams you could ever have the misfortune of playing in Europe, that Minsk lot couldn't even play in their own country Laugh
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05-18-2025, 09:03 PM
The Dynamo Mince game was honestly the worst game of football I've ever seen in which the players didn't have vaginas. They were Lowland League standard. Monty Chuckle
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05-18-2025, 09:04 PM (Edited 05-18-2025, 09:05 PM by Mikey.)
Not creating a chance against ten man Killie was the low point. That was one of the worst performances I've seen from a Hearts team.

Getting beat off that part time mob at least had some top tier booing from middle aged men for some entertainment.
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05-18-2025, 09:07 PM
I mind after the Omonia game wee bitchley came out and said something like this is tynecastle, we set the rules and we'll run over you.

Was thinking at the time oh aye are we on to something here. Turns out he was just amazing at saying EXACTLY what the fans wanted to hear Laugh
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05-18-2025, 09:13 PM
(05-18-2025, 09:07 PM)Zizou Wrote: I mind after the Omonia game wee bitchley came out and said something like this is tynecastle, we set the rules and we'll run over you.

Was thinking at the time oh aye are we on to something here. Turns out he was just amazing at saying EXACTLY what the fans wanted to hear Laugh

I thought the unspoken rule was that we just pretend that attempt at rabble-rousing never happened. Monty LewLew
(08-02-2018, 09:04 AM)Mags Wrote: A resposta é Sim.

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05-18-2025, 09:53 PM
Shteve dateline='[url=tel:1747601082' Wrote: 1747601082[/url]']
See these results like beating Minks and Ammonia, even the season prior when we beat Rosenborg, they do very little for me tbh. They are like the lowest rank shitty teams you could ever have the misfortune of playing in Europe, that Minsk lot couldn't even play in their own country Laugh

Aye but we had secured maximum points and only the worst manager in hearts history could see us fail to qualify from that position Monty Oh Well
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05-18-2025, 09:54 PM
The worst moment of the season was the petrol station fans going tonto in hospitality seats because Budgie patronised them to such an extent she put them in the Hearts end. Warnock
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05-18-2025, 10:00 PM
(05-18-2025, 08:28 PM)Hank Scorpio Wrote: The trip to Copenhagen was fun. That was it.

Only game I went to this season Greggy Some trip.
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05-18-2025, 11:14 PM
Belgium Monty Ha Warnock

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05-18-2025, 11:15 PM
Comfortably the least enjoyable season I've experienced and December 2024 will be hard to beat for shiteness.

A huge opportunity to kick on squandered by that shambles of a pre-season and then appointing one of the most laughably unqualified managers ever. How anyone involved in football could look at his record and think he'd be a good choice boggles the mind.

Still, the last few games show we do have a better squad than most of the teams in this league, and with an actual manager and some quality signings, there's every reason to look forward to next season.
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05-19-2025, 07:34 AM
Fuck all worth noting about this season in a positive light. 

Copenhagen was some carry on despite not having a shot on goal.
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05-19-2025, 07:45 AM
Shite not having a wee trip to look forward to next season, but hopefully be good for us. No Thursday games under the Deek revolution.
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05-19-2025, 08:38 AM
(05-19-2025, 07:45 AM)The Great Khali Wrote: Shite not having a wee trip to look forward to next season, but hopefully be good for us. No Thursday games under the Deek revolution.

Tuesday and Wednesday nights for 2026/27 Pinilla
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05-19-2025, 08:45 AM
(05-19-2025, 07:45 AM)The Great Khali Wrote: Shite not having a wee trip to look forward to next season, but hopefully be good for us. No Thursday games under the Deek revolution.

Don't count out getting Peterheed in that Premier sports cup.
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05-19-2025, 08:54 AM
The league cup group stages Fist 

The less said about this season the better, just remove it from our history and move on.
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#20
05-19-2025, 09:45 AM
The late collapse to Ross County at Christmas was unforgivable. That's the day Critchley should have been sacked.
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