Heart of Midlothian 2025/2026 Season Predictions

[Fraggle]

Far too early starting this as there will be a lot of business still to be done before the window SLAMS SHUT.

However it’s boring as fuck without the football and I’m buzzing for the new season already. 

1. Hearts will finish 3rd in the SPFL.

2. Hearts will reach the semis of the Scottish cup.

3. Hearts will reach the semis of the League cup. 

3.Claudio Braga will be Hearts top scorer with 11 goals. 

4. Jamestowns biggest flop will be Oisin McEntee.

5. Jamestowns biggest success will be Islam Chesnokov(if he signs obv).

6. Goal of the season - The Borch with a free kick against Hibs at Easter Road.

7. Biggest howler of the season - McCart will flog the pies in a big game against the old firm resulting in a winning goal. 

8. Biggest poster meltdown - Will obviously be Scott and I think it will come if we lose the first game of the season. 

9. Biggest poster obsession- Tel will still be pining for Robinson after every dropped point

[Shuto Makino]

biggest success will be Islam

Here's hoping!

[Schteg]

1. 3rd place 

2. Quarters of the Scottish

3. Final of the League Cup

4. Biggest flop will be Bork 

5. Biggest success will be Kabangu

6. Goal of the season - Kyziridis mazy and finish  

7. Howler: Craigy G badyin that leads to him seeing out his final season from the bench

8. Poster meltdown: Hopefully not many reasons for one

9. Poster obsession: Cammo still crying out for a six fit four striker in January

[King Kebab]

2nd

Rangers have Europe and they could quite easily spend their 20 mil on 5 duds, that's if the manager is even going to see all of it.

[Rory Breaker]

Like most seasons I’m overly optimistic before a balls been kicked


1. Hearts will finish 3rd in the SPFL.

2. Hearts will reach the semis of the Scottish cup.

3. Hearts will win the League cup. 

3.Laurence Shankland will be Hearts top scorer with 20 goals. 

4. Jamestowns biggest flop will be Steinwender

5. Jamestowns biggest success will be Claudia Braga

6. Goal of the season Braga with a wundergol or bicycle kick bs Hibs.

7. Biggest howler of the season Gordon losing goals that would previously be unthinkable for a keeper of his stature

8. Biggest poster meltdown - me if we don’t win every derby this season. 

9. Biggest poster obsession- Sonny Bradley for player manager after a demoralising old firm defeat

[King Kebab]

Was going to put a bet on us winning the league, but we're still 16/1
Nae value at all.

[AJ.]

Was going to put a bet on us winning the league, but we're still 16/1
Nae value at all.

25/1 with bet365.

[Fraggle]

Anything less than 100/1 is a joke.

[Shteve]

Anything less than 1000/1 is unrealistic. We'd need Celtic and Rangers both to be deducted 15 points each and we'd still need snookers.

[Fraggle]

Agreed but I just meant into comparison to Aberdeen and Hibs who are like 150/1.

Mental they can try and justify 16/1

[Pete Seeger]

1. Hearts will finish 3rd in the SPFL.

2. Hearts will reach the final of the Scottish cup.

3. Hearts will win of the League cup.

3. Elton will be Hearts top scorer with 17 goals.

4. Jamestowns biggest flop will be Portuguese boy.

5. Jamestowns biggest success will be Greek winger or Big Findlay at the back

6. Goal of the season - Jim Wilson last minute winner at Easter Rd

7. Biggest howler of the season - Big Craigy will sell the jerseys at some point.

[King Kebab]

I don't think you boys realise how inept our board has been, and how shit our managers have been.
This is their last chance saloon and they're going all out.
Our league is muck.
Just look at how Hibs ended up 3rd after being arse bottom.

[Hank Scorpio]

I don't think the ineptitude of the board has ever been brought up on here in the last 10 years.

[Fraggle]

I don't think you boys realise how inept our board has been, and how shit our managers have been.
This is their last chance saloon and they're going all out.
Our league is muck.
Just look at how Hibs ended up 3rd after being arse bottom.

So glad you mentioned that we’ve never ever spoke about the board on here.

[King Kebab]

Thoughts on the board?

[Big Physical Acey]

It’s been much worse ever since you started posting.

[King Kebab]

It was deed before I arrived.

[Billy Butcher]

League Winners, Scottish Cup Winners, League Cup Winners

[King Kebab]

5th

[King Kebab]

Are we changing our opinions after beating Rangers at Ibrox?