General Hearts Related Pish

**Floyd** · 05-08-2026, 05:57 PM

(05-08-2026, 03:58 PM)Zizou Wrote: https://twitter.com/motherwellfc/status/...KB4RVIQVLw

Really liked Halliday as a player for us. That derby double very memorable.

Never hid and always wanted the ball, especially when others were shitting the bed.

That Derby Double though. GodIsGod

**CritchSmile** · 05-08-2026, 05:59 PM

Zizou dateline='[url=tel:1778262998' Wrote: 1778262998[/url]']
See Daniel Stendels on the way back to Barnsley.

I wonder how he’ll do. He wasn’t the right guy for us but a mixture of Craig Levein, budge and Joel perriera meant he didn’t really stand a chance.

King Kebab · 05-08-2026, 06:33 PM

I got the feeling that Budge absolutely hated him and signed him through gritted teeth.
Cunt wasn't allowed to eat from the canteen, never mind get his own assistants in.

**2MatoFish** · 05-08-2026, 07:30 PM

We could have the league all but wrapped up in less than 48hrs. Gonna be a long wait until 8pm tomorrow though

King Kebab · 05-08-2026, 07:31 PM

(05-08-2026, 07:30 PM)2MatoFish Wrote: We could have the league all but wrapped up in less than 48hrs. Gonna be a long wait until 8pm tomorrow though

Jump on Rust and build yourself a house, passes the time like fuck.

**2MatoFish** · 05-08-2026, 07:48 PM

My kids live with me and I'm employed; I'm good.

King Kebab · 05-08-2026, 07:49 PM

Nae luck

King Kebab · 05-08-2026, 07:57 PM

**Groot** · Yesterday, 05:43 PM

Hearts women beat Celtic 2-1 today

4 points clear of Rangers with 2 to play

**CritchSmile** · Yesterday, 05:43 PM

(Yesterday, 05:43 PM)Groot Wrote: Hearts women beat Celtic 2-1 today

4 points clear of Rangers with 2 to play

**Del-icious** · Yesterday, 07:15 PM

(Yesterday, 05:43 PM)Groot Wrote: Hearts women beat Celtic 2-1 today

4 points clear of Rangers with 2 to play

Amazing for them.

I believe hearts were upping the budget for the women pre JTA but that is some return for them putting 2 teams in a serious title race season 1.

**Zizou** · 2 hours ago

https://twitter.com/BBCSportScot/status/...93780?s=20

it annoys me that this guy has painted himself as the biggest Jambo going to get some traction in the media. He doesn't even know the Hearts song Laugh

Embarrassing.

**CritchSmile** · 2 hours ago

(2 hours ago)Zizou Wrote: https://twitter.com/BBCSportScot/status/...93780?s=20

it annoys me that this guy has painted himself as the biggest Jambo going to get some traction in the media. He doesn't even know the Hearts song Embarrassing.

I thought he was a west coast guy Ayr United guy. He played for us, did fine but slung his hook when he wasn't getting paid (fair enough, not holding that against him). But yeah he's proper out the woodwork recently acting like he's a jambo.

Just be a former player with affinity for the club. Pretending you are a jambo is a bizarre one. Gets him gigs it looks like though.

Mikey · 1 hour ago

He's aging like a fine milk.

**2MatoFish** · 1 hour ago

I think stevenson realised hearts were the biggest club he'd play for after he left us, so probably holds a candle for us like that. But he also, taking a slightly more cynical view, needs a club to latch on to in order to pad out a media cv.

Mikey · 51 minutes ago (Edited 42 minutes ago by Mikey.)

I think he has a genuine affinity for the club, tbf. Talks absolute waffle and is not the coldest can in the fridge but good to have someone on the airwaves that advocates for us Sound

**Charlie Kelly** · 44 minutes ago

Yea I've got a vague memory of him saying he was a fan when JJ signed him first time round. Nice to have another pundit who's a hearts fan tbh.