*Official* Seethe thread: patter that should result in social cleansing

[Sterling Archer]

[dokratrow]

They look fucking inbred/incestuous as well.

[Drederick Shanktum]

Hahaha aye they do look a wee bit the same

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Cunts who have joint facebooks = 1 party caught sending naughty PMs in the past.

Still fucking tragic

[Sterling Archer]

Twitter texting me with suggestions of people to follow.

Leave me the fuck alone.

[Walter Sobchak]

Cunts who have joint facebooks = 1 party caught sending naughty PMs in the past.

Still fucking tragic

Aint that the truth. Some paranoid harridan wanting to keep tabs on her under the thumb other half.

[dokratrow]

Cunts who have joint facebooks = 1 party caught sending naughty PMs in the past.

Still fucking tragic

Aint that the truth. Some paranoid harridan wanting to keep tabs on her looks like a thumb other half.

FTFY.  Â 

[Dexter]

Seethe for Today : Auld wifeys in the corner shop looking at you like you've got Ebola just because you had the audacity to ask for a PLASTIC BAG.

I'm paying for the fucking thing, so just shut the fuck up and do your job.

Boot

[Ray Winstone]

Having the time of my life getting from the shop workers every time I ask for a bag.

Even better is full on at people who refuse a bag after after asking for one because they are reminded it's 5p.

[Sterling Archer]

Having the time of my life getting from the shop workers every time I ask for a bag.

Even better is full on at people who refuse a bag after after asking for one because they are reminded it's 5p.

Was in burger king a few weeks back and a guy actually left saying "that's a fucking disgrace, I'm not having that" after being told he'd be charged 5p.

He's going to be disappointed when he realises everywhere's doing it.

[Dexter]

Having the time of my life getting from the shop workers every time I ask for a bag.

Even better is full on at people who refuse a bag after after asking for one because they are reminded it's 5p.

Was in burger king a few weeks back and a guy actually left saying "that's a fucking disgrace, I'm not having that" after being told he'd be charged 5p.

He's going to be disappointed when he realises everywhere's doing it.

Including my chinese.

[Chris Benoit]

It's 5 fucking pence. I wouldn't pick it up if it fell out my pocket.

[Ray Winstone]

Having the time of my life getting from the shop workers every time I ask for a bag.

Even better is full on at people who refuse a bag after after asking for one because they are reminded it's 5p.

Was in burger king a few weeks back and a guy actually left saying "that's a fucking disgrace, I'm not having that" after being told he'd be charged 5p.

He's going to be disappointed when he realises everywhere's doing it.

Including my chinese.

Just take it out the bag and tell them to keep it!

[Zizou]

It's 5 fucking pence. I wouldn't pick it up if it fell out my pocket.

^^^ big time.

[Dexter]

It's 5 fucking pence. I wouldn't pick it up if it fell out my pocket.

^^^ big time.

My latest to annoy everyone, especially the old wifey punters, is to stand in front of the queue, pay for my shopping and the 5p bag, only to put my polo mints into it and walk out.

Their seethe gives me a stiffy.

[I.J]

"THIS LAST SEASON MAKES ME FEEL THAT THE SCREENWRITERS DIDN'T AGREE WITH THE CHARACTER FROM SEASON ONE".

Live texted from the pub, now.

[Floyd]

Almost missing my train this morning because some stupid boot doesn't know what a filter lane is andsits in it to go straight on even though it's clearly a right turn.

As soon I noticed it was a Nissan Micra in front I really should've known.

I'm raging and it's not even 9am yet.

[Zizou]

I'm raging and it's not even 9am yet.

[Floyd]

[Ray Winstone]