*Official* Seethe thread: patter that should result in social cleansing

[Huevo en Mi Cara]

Dunno m8, probably something to do with the cash they took out my bank account.

[Fender Tele]

Dunno m8, probably something to do with the cash they took out my bank account.

 Conveniently just before the sweepstake payout. 

Seriously though, if you're not talking pish, they've stolen more than just your phone number.

[Huevo en Mi Cara]

 Conveniently just before the sweepstake payout. 

Seriously though, if you're not talking pish, they've stolen more than just your phone number.

Yes, they stole money.

[Zizou]

Never stole his VL, sadly.

[Huevo en Mi Cara]

Never stole his VL, sadly.

Your dirty ma stole that

[Fender Tele]

Yes, they stole money.

They would need more than your phone number to steal your money, idiot.

[pondlife]

Bluebottles! Dumb creatures, never seem to work out how to escape through an ajar window, always have to shoo them out!

[Shuto Makino]

Pondy clubbing baby seals to death but refusing to just swat a bluebottle

[Huevo en Mi Cara]

Anyone get hit by that power cut earlier?


I was meant to finish at 4…

[pondlife]

Did yiou just realise it was almost eight?!!

[Acey]

In the context of football commentary, the sentence, “He puts it into an area.”

What area. What kind of area.

[Fender Tele]

Left wing.

[Huevo en Mi Cara]

Was just up town and someone’s cap was flying down the road with some wee woman chasing after it, how embarrassing I thought to myself.

10 mins later I’m running about the tram tracks at St Andrews square trying to retrieve my own hat while a bunch of tourists laughed at me

[Charlie Kelly]

stupendous

[Hank Scorpio]

Was just up town and someone’s cap was flying down the road with some wee woman chasing after it, how embarrassing I thought to myself.

10 mins later I’m running about the tram tracks at St Andrews square trying to retrieve my own hat while a bunch of tourists laughed at me

https://youtu.be/Xw5EPtsLEVM?si=L2pN1gBbKOuQ8AM5

[pondlife]

Was just up town and someone’s cap was flying down the road with some wee woman chasing after it, how embarrassing I thought to myself.

10 mins later I’m running about the tram tracks at St Andrews square trying to retrieve my own hat while a bunch of tourists laughed at me

silly wee native!

[Shteve]

There is some wind gawn about like.

My seethe/gripe the day is Taxi drivers, its an ongoing observation but they must be the fucking shittest most glaikit drivers on the road.

I'm sure they must do a test like can you can you cut someone up at a roundabout, can you drive in the middle line of a two lane road, swing a U-turn at any given time without signal. Sound you are hired.

There was one in front of me the other day as I was heading in to Edinburgh, he was doing my fucking nut in already but you get to the bit over the other side of the west approach where you swing a left one way, the other side is oncoming traffic, does this fucking weapon not go down the wrong way, its a blind corner too so any oncoming traffic is a head on collision nailed on.

Honestly don't think half of them have got a legit license to drive.

[Mikey]

Was just up town and someone’s cap was flying down the road with some wee woman chasing after it, how embarrassing I thought to myself.

10 mins later I’m running about the tram tracks at St Andrews square trying to retrieve my own hat while a bunch of tourists laughed at me

While back I walked past a bench with four laddies about 16 sat on it and at that moment my hat went flying off my dome.

Was like one of those NBA reaction videos of the subs on the bench when somebody dunks it

[Johnny]

Was just up town and someone’s cap was flying down the road with some wee woman chasing after it, how embarrassing I thought to myself.

10 mins later I’m running about the tram tracks at St Andrews square trying to retrieve my own hat while a bunch of tourists laughed at me

Silly wee hat for a silly wee man

[Shuto Makino]

Tesco delivery didn't show up

Called up and tbf the woman was really helpful - driver apparently hadn't been out at all and the store just didn't bother informing me. She was equally confused, tried calling them and they didn't pick up Got a refund and £10 voucher but still don't have my shopping