I'll start the ball rolling with cunts who use the word 'banter' and are not being ironic.
'Chat' to measure the level of ones 'banter' also.
'Chat' to measure the level of ones 'banter' also.
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*Official* Seethe thread: patter that should result in social cleansing
*Official* Seethe thread: patter that should result in social cleansing
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11-18-2014, 09:23 AM
Excellent - a seethe thread
 I love these things Top Bantz My seethe today - fuckers who whistle at work. Fuck off
11-18-2014, 09:39 AM
(Edited 11-18-2014, 09:43 AM by PHOODLE-OUt.)
(11-18-2014, 09:33 AM)MalkyMcFrench Wrote: People Totally this. Was saying to a colleague other day that if we had American gun laws over here, it would be too hard to fight the temptation to bring my gun to work and wave it in people's faces every day. (11-18-2014, 09:34 AM)I.J Wrote: "bae". Saw a cunty wee lassie say "Nandos is bae" on social media a while back ![[Image: anger-meter2.gif]](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--86dOFxk_C4/TZeIbWQTluI/AAAAAAAABQ4/2pYbpeQvFwU/s1600/anger-meter2.gif)
11-18-2014, 09:49 AM
(Edited 11-18-2014, 09:51 AM by Walter Sobchak.)
Tossers who go on about 'you know what really grinds my gears.'
Fuck off you welt. And referencing the Rangers thread, obviously the sevco/aunt sally patter.
11-18-2014, 09:52 AM
11-18-2014, 09:55 AM
Every other cunt on the road. Especially those fuckers who come up to a junction and can't make their mind up if there's enough space to pull out then decide there is. In the meantime I've covered the distance towards the junction and have to hit an emergency stop. Pricks!
Next time I'm in the motor without the wife and kids I'm going through the cunt!
11-18-2014, 10:02 AM
Facebook twats, especially when it involves wine.
Wine o'clock  Just a cheeky glass of [insert wine] Don't mind if I do
11-18-2014, 10:30 AM
(11-18-2014, 10:02 AM)Kirkwood Wrote: Facebook twats, especially when it involves wine. I cut my friends list in half and it's made a hell of a difference. Still got one or two I'm undecided on but in the most part I'm not subjected to any wankiness on my feed.
11-18-2014, 11:05 AM
The biggest cretin I've ever worked with was a 'Woohoo it's wine o'clock' regular. It was a weekly thing. Brutal. She was an utter **** and sadly handed in her notice just before I had the pleasure of sacking her.
11-18-2014, 11:12 AM
HIT LIKE IF YOU HATE CANCER!!!1!
"You made me cry, so give yourselves a wee pat on the back. Mission well and truly accomplished."
11-18-2014, 11:21 AM
"Vino"
Die.
11-18-2014, 11:23 AM
The patter of young footballers on twitter. Absolutely dire stuff.
#newwheels #baller #fresh #cheekynandos #goals Most of them will end up part-time at East Fife as well. #ballers
11-18-2014, 11:28 AM
Snapbacks (when did a baseball cap become a "snapback" btw?)
Usually worn with skinny jeans and an obey sweatshirt, attire of choice for the undiscerning bellchief.
11-18-2014, 11:57 AM
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