https://twitter.com/swineshead/status/64...2332854272

Aye Mags, it's astonishing that I'm not swooning in reverence over a guy who's idea of a good night out is sexually tampering with livestock before kicking fuck out of a homeless.

He's kicked fuck out of a homeless now, has he?

Doesn't seem the type to kick in anyone tbh tbf

"I wanna see him deny it!"

I hope nobody really gives a fuck, as funny a meme as it is.

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse...id-editor/

Interesting piece in the Speccy about it. I had thought that Ashcroft had seen the incident himself.

Turns out it was an 'unnamed MP source'

It's ok, Mags - just because you vote Tory doesn't mean you've also shagged a pig, and no-one here is inferring that.

Obviously it means you condone it implicitly, but not that you've actually done it.

Muslim and Jewish votes gone at a stroke!

(09-20-2015, 10:49 PM)TheMaganator2.0 Wrote: Or your dwarf looky-likey being eaten by otters?

(09-21-2015, 01:13 PM)TheMaganator2.0 Wrote: http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse...id-editor/

Interesting piece in the Speccy about it. I had thought that Ashcroft had seen the incident himself.

Turns out it was an 'unnamed MP source'

Hmmm...somehow I think "The Speccy" may have that one wrong.

(09-21-2015, 01:30 PM)S.J. Wrote: Hmmm...somehow I think "The Speccy" may have that one wrong.

:really:

BBC have it as unnamed too http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34312744

(09-21-2015, 01:35 PM)TheMaganator2.0 Wrote: :really:

BBC have it as unnamed too http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34312744

You seem upset that Cameron fucked a pig.

(09-21-2015, 01:38 PM)S.J. Wrote: You seem upset that Cameron fucked a pig.  

Quite pleased the PM is a #LAD tbh tbf

(09-21-2015, 01:46 PM)TheMaganator2.0 Wrote: Quite pleased the PM is a #LAD tbh tbf

I actually don't care either, I just know you would be creaming yourself if it was Corbyn or Salmond so for that purpose I will pretend to care.

(09-21-2015, 01:53 PM)S.J. Wrote: I actually don't care either, I just know you would be creaming yourself if it was Corbyn or Salmond so for that purpose I will pretend to care.

I would certainly be enjoying it if it was Corbyn. I would be a seething mess if it was Salmond.

Now we know why Mags went to uni twice

Absolute NAP Cameron follows 'The Lad Bible' on Facebook.

Top boy.

There's some photos where his wife looks not bad. She's got a bit of that Tory hatefuck thing about her like Mensch and Hardman.

(09-21-2015, 02:29 PM)Sterling Archer Wrote: There's some photos where his wife looks not bad. She's got a bit of that Tory hatefuck thing about her like Mensch and Hardman.

Fuck off and admit that she is top totty.

None of this 'fit for a Tory' shite. She is a fully-fledged babe - the same as Mensch.

You should be on some sort of register for putting Hardman in the same grouping as those two btw

'Top totty'.

Seems that you need to piss off a billionare trying to buy his way in before your scandals are made public. Turns out he co-authored it with Isabel Oakeshott (who is an odious individual) which basically means he took some stories to her, gave her a heap of cash and said fill in the rest, pretty much because he wasn't offered a ministerial role.

Only the pig story has any shock value and I don't think it's even that bad, if he was accused of putting his dick in boys then maybe he'd have something to answer for.