(01-06-2016, 06:00 PM)Vlad-Stupid Wrote: I always got the impression that cunts who use earphones on public transport are paedophiles.

Stuck between and a

Might just go for

He meant back packs folks, he meant back packs

Can't say I've ever noticed anybody wearing earphones tbh. Was just after guaranteed bites from the self conscious cretins of THF

(01-06-2016, 06:21 PM)Vlad-Stupid Wrote: Can't say I've ever noticed anybody wearing earphones tbh.

That'll be the cataracts developing, old man

(01-06-2016, 06:21 PM)Vlad-Stupid Wrote: Can't say I've ever noticed anybody wearing earphones tbh. Was just after guaranteed bites from the self conscious cretins of THF

It's the sort thing Lewis would say for bites. You're not getting wiggos for the comment, just the fact you even made it.

Apparently there won't be a headphone socket on the new iPhones. New headphones will be connected via lightning port or Bluetooth.

That's ridiculous man No doubt the lightning to headphone port jump will be about 30 quid as well.

(01-06-2016, 06:35 PM)Roger H. Sterling Wrote: It's the sort thing Lewis would say for bites. You're not getting wiggos for the comment, just the fact you even made it.

Funny you should say that Roger, i had to double check it wasn't me who wrote that post

(07-04-2015, 10:52 PM)Sterling Archer Wrote: Just realised I left the gas on in the kitchen tonight. Thank fuck there wasn't a spark

Come down from putting the kids to bed and realised wife has now done this. She's not been in the kitchen since 5.

(07-08-2015, 06:02 PM)Alan Partridge Wrote: http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/...75794.html

(07-08-2015, 06:04 PM)Morph Wrote: I genuinely probably would.

(07-08-2015, 06:05 PM)TheMaganator2.0 Wrote: She's a model m8. You'd have no chance

(07-08-2015, 06:55 PM)Le Chat Wrote: Imagine finishing all over her face

(07-08-2015, 07:21 PM)Morph Wrote:

(07-08-2015, 07:30 PM)Gigolo-Aunt Wrote: FFS

(07-08-2015, 07:33 PM)Drederick Tatum Wrote: Dear god morph.

(07-08-2015, 07:39 PM)Vlad-Stupid Wrote:

(07-08-2015, 07:48 PM)Pete Seeger Wrote:

(07-08-2015, 08:16 PM)Roger H. Sterling Wrote: :kanyelaugh:

(07-08-2015, 08:26 PM)Chrambo Wrote: FFS

Found this on the next page

(01-06-2016, 07:14 PM)Sterling Archer Wrote: Come down from putting the kids to bed and realised wife has now done this. She's not been in the kitchen since 5.

She tries to help put the kids to sleep and I'll bet you had a go at her.

Virgin Trians are doing an offer on their east coast service btw, return to London for £30.

Link?

Can't see that offer anywhere?

Is this a troll?

Can't remember where Chris Gayle was being discussed but here's an interesting story when the gender roles are reversed

https://167722.measurementapi.com/serve?...inburgh-uk

Um... Mags...? :what:

http://www.news.com.au/sport/sports-life...m=Facebook

Sorry - not sure any happened with other link.

When was editing restricted to 15mins after a the post was made?

Good app tbf.