Footballer in "wants to play in arguably the biggest & best league in the world" shocker. Calm down you spastics.

The kiss of death for Pap was when he was unveiled to everyone at half time during our first game last season. It was almost inevitable he'd be a failure. A spectacular failure.

We've just signed a Hamilton reject to play in his position, Acey, sometimes you just have to keep your pie in the sky 'ambitions' to yourself unless you want ridiculed.

I still say, Pap is a doppelganger .

Robbo isn't half becoming a rent a quote Willie Miller type.

Wee Robbo knows what side his bread is buttered, after Mr Levein took him in off the street.

Levein is a radge. Billy Brown is an angry, angry, angry little man. Got to love the sort of folk Hearts are associated with.

The Sports Science boy away down to MK Dons.

Just a case of picking a good one as there'll be hunners of folk with the relevant degrees and experience. Seemed a good guy, but easily and instantly replaceable.

I'm sure this will be a position Cathro knows how to fill.

Probably told to fuck off when Waker's diet and BMI was discovered

We legit have no idea if the sports science guy was any good at his job. Given that almost all of our players are wee weeds I'm guessing not.

No offence to Mak but seems like the kind of guy who weighs his shites on the way out. If he was any good Swanson wouldn't be fat cunt, Nicholson wouldn't eat haribos and tangy toms for his Friday tea and walker wouldn't live on greggs chicken and bacon club baguettes

Probably good at his job. If you've got to work with scheme goblins like Jamie Walker that probably have never seen broccoli on a plate in their lives, you're fighting a losing battle though.

Can't think of us having that many injury problems while he's been around?

The young players are too weedy but I think they have guys responsible for them at the younger levels?

Is the sports science guy responsible for their physiques? Don't we have separate fitness guys?

He does the weight training for the first team. Mind there was the picture of Ozturk benching 20kg I think the younger ones have other people.

Over 3k sold for Raith. Not bad for a Sunday lunch time

Got my guaranteed brief.

(01-12-2017, 01:19 PM)Alan Partridge Wrote: Over 3k sold for Raith. Not bad for a Sunday lunch time

Got my guaranteed brief.  

Looking forward to giving Locke abuse

What dates the game?