07-17-2017, 11:23 AM
(Edited 07-17-2017, 11:24 AM by Drederick Shanktum.)
If you're 29 mate, have to break it to you that your in your 30th year already
07-17-2017, 11:23 AM
(Edited 07-17-2017, 11:24 AM by Drederick Shanktum.)
If you're 29 mate, have to break it to you that your in your 30th year already
07-17-2017, 11:26 AM
Top two threads, "battering your children" and "grooming thread"
07-17-2017, 01:32 PM
My granpa used to threaten to roll me up in a rug, secure it with belts so I couldn't move, and then belt me, but I never gave him a reason too until one day when I was 7 or 8. Playing football in his driveway, I tried to kick the ball over the garage, sliced it and smashed a pane in his greenhouse. Decided it was best not to tell him and hope he didn't notice which at the time he didn't.
Went back the following week for dinner and I was literally jumped by my mum and my grandpa as we walked in. He managed to get me down to the ground and roll me up in this rug. My mum held me down so he could tighten three belts around me so I couldn't run away and then they stood me up. Obviously I was aware of what was about to come and started to beg and cry not to be belted. Then my grandpa whipped out his camera while I was crying, took a picture, and then he and my mum started laughing while I was standing there in this rug. Turns out the whole rug belting thing was one massive troll from the beginning and he had waited years to actually use it. He actually still has the picture in a photo album too Didn't get a beating in the end but had to pay £80 for a replacement pane as a punishment for not telling him.
07-17-2017, 01:33 PM
No wonder you've grown up to be such a fucking weirdo.
07-17-2017, 01:35 PM
Where the feck did you get £80 at 7 years old?
07-17-2017, 01:37 PM
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07-17-2017, 01:47 PM
I reckon another couple of juicy stories and we'll be featured in the Daily Record.
07-17-2017, 01:48 PM
07-17-2017, 01:54 PM
(07-17-2017, 01:32 PM)Kashinda Wrote: My granpa used to threaten to roll me up in a rug, secure it with belts so I couldn't move, and then belt me, but I never gave him a reason too until one day when I was 7 or 8. Playing football in his driveway, I tried to kick the ball over the garage, sliced it and smashed a pane in his greenhouse. Decided it was best not to tell him and hope he didn't notice which at the time he didn't. Possy to Kash' grandpa. (07-17-2017, 01:37 PM)Kashinda Wrote: Says the 30 year old man who spends his life playing PC games and posting on internet forums. Possy to Kash
07-17-2017, 01:58 PM
Kash thinking there's more to life at 30 than winding folk up online and wanking over Lara Croft
07-17-2017, 02:24 PM
Aye where were you getting 80 quid to fix it
07-17-2017, 03:08 PM
8 year old - "aye very good granda, there's 80 sheets big man"
07-17-2017, 03:16 PM
I suspect Kash didn't wire his grandpa £80 sheets ffs.
His mother will have paid for it and deducted it from his pocket money/forced him to work in the garden for dosh etc.
07-17-2017, 03:18 PM
It's always wrong. The message that's being sent to the child, as well as the pain inflicted, is "it's OK to hit someone half your size; it's not OK to hit someone your own size". Which is just mad.
There's a fallacy that gets trotted out by those who still think it's OK. Namely: that most parents who smack their children do so in a controlled way. Yet any parent who smacks their child has, by definition, lost control.
07-17-2017, 03:21 PM
I didn't get pocket money, i just got money when i asked for it.
Tenner a week from my Gran
Fiver a week from my Mum and Dad £2 a week from my gran and grandpa Got about £260 every Christmas, and about £100 every birthday too. My mum and dad still bought me everything I wanted so I never spent any money, just sat in my bank account.
07-17-2017, 03:26 PM
(07-17-2017, 01:32 PM)Kashinda Wrote: My granpa used to threaten to roll me up in a rug, secure it with belts so I couldn't move, and then belt me, but I never gave him a reason too until one day when I was 7 or 8. Playing football in his driveway, I tried to kick the ball over the garage, sliced it and smashed a pane in his greenhouse. Decided it was best not to tell him and hope he didn't notice which at the time he didn't. |
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