So edgy

I think Mags was kidding...but for real, have you tried having a cool shower and then using anti perspirant before bed?

Night sweats

(04-12-2018, 12:18 PM)Acey Wrote: Night sweats  

Not everyone has a bedside sink to wash down in when the need arises.

(04-12-2018, 10:14 AM)Gregory Wrote: I think Mags was kidding...but for real, have you tried having a cool shower and then using anti perspirant before bed?

Correct, I was kidding.

My real advice was changing mattresses that I stand by.

It's really unpleasant, Acey. Sometimes it gets in your hair, and you have to have a shower to get properly clean.

Every time I've had it it's always after dreaming that I read one of Aceys posts.

(04-12-2018, 12:40 PM)TheMaganator4.0 Wrote: Correct, I was kidding.

My real advice was changing mattresses that I stand by.

but he should genuinely have a wee wash to see if it can regulate his body temperature and relax him

(04-12-2018, 12:31 PM)2Natural Orderfish Wrote: Not everyone has a bedside sink to wash down in when the need arises.

good one

A £1m Faberge item on Antiques Roadshow

Passed on.

What do we make of this, chaps? My bursd's nephew is 1 next week, and she was asking his mum what to get him, if there's anything he needs etc.

The sister said we should buy the bairn Euros or Asda vouchers. I think that's cheeky as fuck, tbh - it's fair enough asking for that for your own birthday, but not your baby son's  

What's the consensus: sensible prudence or tight-arsed bastardry?  I should add, they're not short of cash.

What.

Demand to know what the Asda vouchers would be spent on for him, then insist on a receipt as proof.

Euros

(04-16-2018, 12:32 PM)Acey Wrote: Demand to know what the Asda vouchers would be spent on for him, then insist on a receipt as proof.

They didn't even get their kids Easter eggs, so that won't work

See gift giving is all about the gentle troll these days. I mind my mum got me a fucker a while back. The 3rd in a series of 5 books. So i had to buy 1 and 2 before i could read it. Then I was so into it I bought 4 and 5 to complete it

Its all about gifts that cost them money in the longer term. Something that they'll have to spend money on themselves

Got my ma back a fucker, got her and my auld man flights to Barcelona. Oh wow thats a great present! she thought. Yeah but you've to get your own accommodation and spending money etc

Sounds like you really got them back for a book likes

Sounds like she got done, but not by you.

(04-16-2018, 12:41 PM)The Big Chief Wrote: See gift giving is all about the gentle troll these days. I mind my mum got me a fucker a while back. The 3rd in a series of 5 books. So i had to buy 1 and 2 before i could read it. Then I was so into it I bought 4 and 5 to complete it

Its all about gifts that cost them money in the longer term. Something that they'll have to spend money on themselves

Got my ma back a fucker, got her and my auld man flights to Barcelona. Oh wow thats a great present! she thought. Yeah but you've to get your own accommodation and spending money etc

>buys shite book
>get tickets to Barcelona
>€€€€