(08-26-2018, 06:11 PM)Acey Ikpeazu Wrote:

What?  

The book it's from was written by the Newcastle physio

The weird cabinet bit aside, the 'in light of the clear scan results..' is solid gold autobiography/describing a drunken brawl to the police chat.

(08-26-2018, 06:15 PM)Groot Wrote: The book it's from was written by the Newcastle physio

Is he called Alan? Are they talking about Alan Shearer? I don't get it.

(08-26-2018, 06:19 PM)Acey Ikpeazu Wrote: Is he called Alan? Are they talking about Alan Shearer? I don't get it.

Think the physio was trying to say he was speaking on behalf of Shearer, that's how I'm interpreting it

I think he was trying to make some comment on how shearer is Newcastle and they are all Newcastle or something

The real Alan Shearer was the friends we made along the way.

load of shite. All of it, Owen comes across as a tit.

Nice of Steve Bruce to ghost write that

Is this the same interview where Owen admits he's never had a cup of tea or coffee in his life?

Mind when he flew a helicopter over Dubai?

(08-26-2018, 08:45 PM)Walter Sobchakpeazu Wrote: Is this the same interview where Owen admits he's never had a cup of tea or coffee in his life?

He always does such mundane interviews. I remember him mentioning that he's only seen about 7 films, and most of them were on flights

(08-26-2018, 07:34 PM)Drederick Tatum Wrote: Nice of Steve Bruce to ghost write that

If only


”Michael Erwin was in clear pain, so I placed him in the passenger seat of my Jaguar XJ8. The fine leather seating and fabulous sound system soothed him as I drove him to E&A...”

https://twitter.com/skafc3/status/103395...53281?s=21

Valladolid's pitch against Barca last night

Next time Celtic come to town

that's actually that bad it's dangerous

That's fuck all to do with having no money, that's all to do with not doing it early enough

https://twitter.com/fundilymundelly/stat...01505?s=21

That's amazing. How could the match ever go ahead when you could peel the grass back from one end of the pitch to the other

Had they laid it the night before or something?

I thought you gadgies all watch Barca games, so you would have known about this, and how shite Messi was.  

Note:  Messi wasn't actually shite (he had a couple of fantastic passes, and one on the volley to find Dembele but he had one of his poor games, and I mean genuine poor games (which is pretty blinkin' rare, tbf) not one of those mythical 'poor game vs Roma' games.

Edit: 4 days prior, apparently, Morph

Tynecastle pitch was horrendous but I wouldn't have said it was dangerous. It just made it hard to pass the ball about on the deck.

That pitch there looks like you have a 50% chance of breaking your ankle if you break into a sprint.