11-07-2019, 04:48 PM
Walked out to a TI song once - won't do it again to teach him a lesson.
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Walked out to a TI song once - won't do it again to teach him a lesson.
11-09-2019, 08:33 PM
Ya fucker man, been roped in to watching this celebrity X Factor, absolutely torture then Vinnie Jones comes on and starts singing like a pished cunt in the pub
 cringey like but quite funny.
11-09-2019, 08:34 PM
(11-09-2019, 08:33 PM)Shteve Wrote: Ya fucker man, been roped in to watching this celebrity X Factor, absolutely torture then Vinnie Jones comes on and starts singing like a pished cunt in the pub I watched an episode of it until I realised it wasn't for a laugh and the winner actually gets a record deal and it's not a big charity thing 
11-09-2019, 08:40 PM
So far I don't know who anyone is apart from Vinnie Jones and Simon cowell looks like a corpse with make up on
his mouth doesn't even move when he speaks.
11-10-2019, 10:47 PM
An NBA player (Dion Waiters) who plays for the Miami Heat took an edible before boarding a team flight and had a panic attack. He's been suspended 10 games and the outcome is he'll lose over $2 million (over $800k in salary and over $1.2 million in bonuses as he now can't play the required number of games)!! Most expensive edible ever
 https://mobile.twitter.com/BobbyMarks42/...2746348546
11-10-2019, 11:18 PM
Seems excessive but I'm sure he'll live.
11-14-2019, 10:06 PM
In an airbnb in London. Think I might be in the ends. If I suddenly stop posting you know why lads
11-14-2019, 10:11 PM
You do need a fair bit of franks. Nothing better on eggs.
11-14-2019, 10:58 PM
Fearing for my life and Partridge is giving me condiment advice
11-14-2019, 11:01 PM
How is your life threatened, Mak? give us some details so Acey can make a case at the murder trial.
11-17-2019, 06:14 PM
Any advice on pieing jury duty? The trial is tomorrow
11-17-2019, 06:30 PM
Say something racist and get sent home
11-17-2019, 06:34 PM
Tell them you love to lie in court
11-17-2019, 06:36 PM
Last time I had to do it, one boy wore a Timmy Hilfiger tracksuit (:vsyay
 , and the judge just told him off and sent him home
11-17-2019, 06:50 PM
Thing is I've got some pretty well-paying work tomorrow until Thursday, and I really can't not do it now. Even if it's only one day I need to go for it's not money I want to be losing out on at Christmas.
I've phoned and it's definitely on. Should I just say the bairn isn't well and I've not got childcare? Makween Wrote:Tell them you love to lie in court
11-17-2019, 06:51 PM
Just go along in a hearts top and trackies.
11-17-2019, 06:53 PM
Just get off on account of being an absolute fucking rocket.
11-17-2019, 06:59 PM
Imaging Lew as a juror. “I can't really be bothered examining the evidenceâ€
11-17-2019, 07:03 PM
I'd be able to tell if the person was guilty or not just by looking at them.
11-17-2019, 07:08 PM
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