I think she thinks that this is just a place I go to vent my frustrations at mouthbreathing simpletons. Quite perceptive of her, really.

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(07-02-2015, 09:35 PM)Makween Wrote: You guys have explained this place to your bursds and you're still together?

I'm still not past the "they have bursds?!?!" stage, myself.

http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/d...y-1.887838

(07-03-2015, 11:02 PM)Walter Sobchak Wrote: http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/d...y-1.887838

Quote:But he urged him to return and receive a guided tour and be shown some of the sights and attractions he missed during his first visit.

Aye, bet he would.
"Well, first of all Jaro, we'll have a quick toast to the fair city with a shot of our finest Smirnoff at Caws" (mutters under breath, 'next stop the Infirmary')

Augustyn's laughing while describing his mate's description of Dundee.  

I'm sure the cretinous scaffs jumping in the back of his car didn't help his impression of the shithole.

Someone's going to be losing their job

https://www.facebook.com/MandemOnTheWall...129911965/

(07-04-2015, 10:27 AM)Chrambo Wrote: Someone's going to be losing their job

https://www.facebook.com/MandemOnTheWall...129911965/

Why did they just let that random guy open the gate

And why is there no buffer zone between like the outside and the main space. Such a bad set up.

"Move get out the way"

(07-04-2015, 10:27 AM)Chrambo Wrote: Someone's going to be losing their job

https://www.facebook.com/MandemOnTheWall...129911965/

Savages.

Imagine trying to break into an event you hadn't paid for

^^^ reminisces fondly about being lifted over the turnstiles

(07-04-2015, 10:54 AM)Acey Wrote: ^^^ reminisces fondly about being lifted over the turnstiles

Does the law society know of your criminal past?

I bribed a security guard with joints and lager to get into TITP once. Halcyon days.

(07-04-2015, 11:30 AM)TheMaganator2.0 Wrote: Does the law society know of your criminal past?

I was referring to you, not me. I'm not old enough to have experienced that particular joy.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=038l6JmdvHs&t=477

Just realised I left the gas on in the kitchen tonight. Thank fuck there wasn't a spark

That news has ruined my weekend

You are such a bad parent Sterling.

I'm sitting with the back door opened terrified to turn a switch in there. How long you think it'll need to ventilate.

Thinking that we should maybe get out of the house until it's cleared.

A lot of wishing people injury/death, Francis. Hope you're okay

(07-04-2015, 11:00 PM)Sterling Archer Wrote: I'm sitting with the back door opened terrified to turn a switch in there. How long you think it'll need to ventilate.

Thinking that we should maybe get out of the house until it's cleared.

Sitting in a gas filled kitchen with his bairn sleeping upstairs

Someone phone child services.

Fuck's sake.