(01-23-2025, 05:58 PM)Zizou Wrote: This country beat the jerrys and we’re carrying on like this

Says the boy skiving off work because of the breeze

(01-23-2025, 06:02 PM)Socko Wrote: Missus is one step away from wanting to board up the windows. Daein ma heid in man.

I’m getting telt to get our battery packs charged up

Unreal.

I might get a chinese the night, it could be the last one i ever have 

wee stroll to the harbour tomorrow if it's really bad

Buses have been suspended tomorrow now, not going to lie I love shit like this, absolute opposite to my Mrs who's making sure everything in the garden is locked down

Mind last year the last red warning with the flights all getting diverted we managed to get home, was a bit of a buzz not knowing if we'd land

Aw naw.

(01-23-2025, 07:08 PM)MC Sauce Drizzle. Wrote: Aw naw.

get yer pics sorted!

Sainsbury's have cancelled all their click-in collects for the morra!
Dicks.

(01-23-2025, 06:23 PM)Huevito Wrote: I’m getting telt to get our battery packs charged up

Unreal.

My maw phoned me to ask if I had candles in

Think she thinks it's going to be like Threads.

My estate gets shat on with the wind on a calm day so tonight and tomorrow will be a hoot.

My mates said the shops are full of cunts panic buying. 

Idiots. It’s one day!

(01-23-2025, 07:48 PM)Fraggle Wrote: My mates said the shops are full of cunts panic buying. 

Idiots. It’s one day!

I knew that would be the case, all the panic merchants would have been ransacking Aldi for a day sat in the hoose.

TBF that's the government scaring every cunt. Absolutely no need for it.

We need that guy in the pajamas standing outside, asking them what they're doing.

(01-23-2025, 07:48 PM)Fraggle Wrote: My mates said the shops are full of cunts panic buying. 

Idiots. It’s one day!

Wifey next door was away out buying bottles of water in preparation, I assume she thinks her whole house is going to get lifted away.

The birds having to go to work round of applause for the NHS

(01-23-2025, 08:21 PM)Shteve Wrote: The birds having to go to work round of applause for the NHS

 never date a bird who works for the NHS. They're either desperate or crazy. 
Bookmark this post for when it all turns to shit.

Cheers mate, as ever I will take your expert opinion on board

Panic buying in Aldi! This country gets more fukt by the day.

(01-23-2025, 08:41 PM)Shteve Wrote: Cheers mate, as ever I will take your expert opinion on board

 Sorry if it sounded a bit harsh, but i'm going from experience. 
The Majority of burds on dating websites work for the NHS, My ex works for the NHS, her mother works for the NHS. 

Also, if your burd is called Michelle... then cut ties right this minute.