I did consider going along to see if there might be a chance of some real bad wrong'uns doing a bit of pavement dancing.

(07-29-2025, 09:00 AM)Mikey Wrote: I did consider going along to see if there might be a chance of some real bad wrong'uns doing a bit of pavement dancing.

Just a bunch of tap dancers instead

https://twitter.com/HeartsGoals/status/1...3729371234

Morph getting the one fingered salute from a Deliveroo man.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMnWZj2oF...picThrYmd1

(07-29-2025, 01:02 PM)Mikey Wrote: https://twitter.com/HeartsGoals/status/1...3729371234

Morph getting the one fingered salute from a Deliveroo man.

I seen that

Oh good!

Just watched it. 
 
3 for Hearts 3rd, 1 for Hibs. (Us not playing in Europe to play a part)
Nae cunt for Aberdeen. 
Halladay rates Kyziridis
Wee Celtic boy rates Braga. 
Deek is the best signing of the lot, and Shanks wouldn't have signed if it wasn't for him.

Pished in Terry’s garden today

Terry, what set of circumstances led to you catching a woman pissing in your boss' garden?

(07-29-2025, 08:47 PM)Mikey Wrote: Terry, what set of circumstances led to you catching a woman pissing in your boss' garden?

I think Terry was doing a shite at the time and she interrupted him.

(07-29-2025, 08:47 PM)Mikey Wrote: Terry, what set of circumstances led to you catching a woman pissing in your boss' garden? 

We were having a "meeting" on the balcony, and suddenly all we could hear was the sound of water spraying against the ground, My first thought was that it was some school kid emptying a can of juice, but nah, it was a black woman in sandals pishing in the garden.

You talk fucking pish Tel but you're going above and beyond here, admit that didn't happen and we'll all move on accordingly.

You’d never catch a BRIT acting scummy or pishing in public.

(07-29-2025, 09:07 PM)Terry Silver Wrote: We were having a "meeting" on the balcony, and suddenly all we could hear was the sound of water spraying against the ground, My first thought was that it was some school kid emptying a can of juice, but nah, it was a black woman in sandals pishing in the garden.

Who is the gardener on here? Mikey?

I done myself a mischief today cutting the grass.

https://twitter.com/iamtomskinner/status...70313?s=46

Just a normal grafter who gets up and grafts looking to speak up for grafters who head out to the graft.

https://twitter.com/SalfordMe2023/status...3511878819




Ex drug dealer and thief chatting about hard graft

Meanwhile Big John is drinking soy milk and cheering on the Lionesses. Much to consider.