Might get a season ticket with my payout, and get Acey to top up my wages with his taxes for the whole of 2026. 

 Why not? 2na has been doing it for years.

Big bastard spider decided to be brave across the room,
Frisbeed a bottle lid at it and smacked it right in the face. 
Unbeliveable accuracy   Still got it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ7ed_ODHN...luZw%3D%3D

Still got it 
You boys never had it. 

Bend the knee, I am your true king.

My old man caught a massive bastard the other night in a glass. Went and shook the glass outside but he turned around and it was on his back. Started jumping about like a right fanny. Had to be there but I nearly pissed myself

Your da is the best Mikey

Classic 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFCBxh1AYKg

What do gay men and bungee jumpers have in common?

If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.

(10-05-2025, 09:37 PM)pondlife Wrote: Yeah, you wouldn't think so, not from here, surely! Would be nice to get back to the WS, but as you say much to overcome if they do.

@pondy, seen the wee Jay's made the world series

Apologies if spoilers! Starts Friday neet but 1am our time

Would love it if they won, but can't see them over coming the Dodgers. See Ohtani the other neet, 6IP, 10k, 0 runs, then he homered 3 times! Cunts unreal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-SLLOqp1zo

(10-21-2025, 06:16 AM)Johnny Wrote: @pondy, seen the wee Jay's made the world series

Apologies if spoilers! Starts Friday neet but 1am our time

Would love it if they won, but can't see them over coming the Dodgers. See Ohtani the other neet, 6IP, 10k, 0 runs, then he homered 3 times! Cunts unreal

Jays in five, myman. Follow the numbers.

That big spider i smacked in the heed with a bottle top has appeared again.
Literally started speaking to it, like, what ye staring at? ye want to be pals or what? 
It ran right across the room to my feet 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzW3G-XUFHw

https://twitter.com/marknelsoncomic/stat...52256?s=46

(10-23-2025, 08:17 AM)The Great Khali Wrote: https://twitter.com/marknelsoncomic/stat...52256?s=46

Strong “geopolitical and economic state of the world” vibes from that

Fuck sake, we need to purge these absolute VLs from society.

Calling himself a coach

That voice man, no wonder no cunt talks to him in a pub

Good rage bait tbf, got me all kinds of seething up in here



That fucking accent tho