1v1 Me / Back of the Wheatfield

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

I've seen scores of embarrassing fights between Hearts cretins.

Your mate's brother sounds like a top man though, and I would've loved to have sat beside him during the cup final.

He's an absolute legend tbf. Any man who comes out with the line, "Basically, Craig Levein has got the same role as Rudolf Hoss at Auschwitz - he's not so much hands on, more a supervisory capacity" deserves the respect of the THF

[Imaq]

Pozzied for picture of random (not like that) cretin.

[Hank Scorpio]

Dem teeth, or lack thereof

[Widespread Gang Violence]

He's an absolute legend

Neggy.

That photo. What do you have to do to get your teeth looking like that?

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Neggy.

That photo. What do you have to do to get your teeth looking like that?

Harsh

I meant it in the literal, "extremely notorious" sense of the word

[Hank Scorpio]

Similar to Khali's story, during Jefferies' first spell in charge, a few fans were having wee digs at JJ for not making a sub, when one stands up, with everyone coincidentally going quiet at the same time, and shouts 'JEFFERIES YA FUCKIN ARSEHOLE!'. A whole line of fans in front of him turned around in unison, and the boy in the middle just lamped him

[Mr A]

I was punched on the way to Hampden once to see Scotland Switzerland in a friendly - a few years ago now by someone in the Tartan Army.

My crime was wearing a white rugby jersey (polo ralphy likesy) and therefore being English.

Never seen an actual pagger though

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

I was punched on the way to Hampden once to see Scotland Switzerland in a friendly - a few years ago now by someone in the Tartan Army.

My crime was wearing a white rugby jersey (polo ralphy likesy) and therefore being English.

Never seen an actual pagger though

The first person to admit to being the culprit gets a possy.

[Widespread Gang Violence]

Harsh

I meant it in the literal, "extremely notorious" sense of the word

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and give you a soft pozzy for something later.

Mags, it was probably the fashion police who lamped you.

[PHOODLE-OUt]

I was punched on the way to Hampden once to see Scotland Switzerland in a friendly - a few years ago now by someone in the Tartan Army.

My crime was wearing a white rugby jersey (polo ralphy likesy) and therefore being English.

Never seen an actual pagger though

Deserved.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and give you a soft pozzy for something later.

Mags, it was probably the fashion police who lamped you.

He has genuinely been in more altercations at the football than I have otherwise seen combined - almost every single one for mercilessly ripping into Hearts players and getting pulled up for it

I was at the Scotland vs Ireland game earlier on this year and the boy I was with got torn into off a 9/10 bursd (7/10, apologies Mak) because he said that it was a Championship standard match She was going fucking wild at him - "WHY ARE YOU HERE IF YOU'RE NOT HERE TO SUPPORT THE FUCKING TEAM" and turning round to her boyfriend to try and get him to wire in. He was having none of it Then in the second half, an Irish boy behind us said "come on James McLean" and she thought it was my mate. Started on him again

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Mags, it was probably the fashion police who lamped you.

[Mr A]

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and give you a soft pozzy for something later.

Mags, it was probably the fashion police who lamped you.

I have given you a pozzie for good #bantz but I can assure you I looked very stylish.

[Widespread Gang Violence]

Very fair of you.

From the Back Room thread that inspired this one:

At least I never got given a mano a mano in the stand one time to warn me to pipe down, eh Acey?

Please tell me someone confronted Acey

Think he was a child at the time as well, IIRC

You never heard that story? I'm sure a couple of guys went up to his seat and told him to wind his neck in or something like that

This is true. I was 12 or 13 I think.

[Mr A]

Very fair of you.

From the Back Room thread that inspired this one:





This is true. I was 12 or 13 I think.

What was your crime?

[Grooto Toure]

What was your crime?

Being Acey?

[PHOODLE-OUt]

What was your crime?

Being a wee dick on the internet, at a guess

[Grooto Toure]

Being a wee dick on the internet, at a guess

Already covered that champ

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Being the biggest wannabe intellectual tosser on the board at such a young age is something to be applauded

Getting fat states in such a mess that they try and intimidate you IRL is even better

Long overdue possy for surviving

[Widespread Gang Violence]

Being Acey?

Harsh but fair.

Back when I was much younger, I really REALLY didn't like the whole cousins-of-William / loyalist stuff (collectively known on KB as "the UJ Brigade"). Obviously now it doesn't bother me at all, but back then I was rustled all the time about it. Used to post about what idiots the guys involved all were; get involved in "flag debates" - the usual.

A couple of guys (inc a big fat mess called Scott - he still posts on KB and sucks fags at the corner of the Wheatfield and Roseburn) found out where my ST seat was and came up to mumble at me to "watch your back" in respect of what I was posting on KB.

The worst part was that I couldn't understand what they were saying, so had to keep asking them to repeat bits of their threats.