Contagion 2020

[Herzog]

https://twitter.com/ODEONCinemas/status/...d-51921683

[Roger H. Sterling]

Sounds about right.

The WHO guys press conference yesterday was pretty much him just saying “test,test,test” (what an entrance tune btw) and we're just ignoring that. Clowns.

South Korea flattened the curve by testing en masse. It's the only way to do it. They had drive through testing stations that took 10 minutes and you got a test with the results the next day. They tested 10000 people a day. Some days we're doing less than 100. If we want to reduce the spread and flatten the curve we need to test everyone.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

OK, that's Robert Peston writing articles in the Spectator suggesting that Boris Johnson adopts Corbyn's manifesto pledges, and Dan Hodges is writing pieces recommending the chancellor nationalises the UK and “makes John McDonnell look like a member of the Adam Smith Institute”

I'm fucking done

[Felix]

If it wasn't so , I'd warnock my ass off.

[Roger H. Sterling]

Got toilet roll.

[Big Physical Acey]

No new jury trials to start in Scotland for the foreseeable future.

Good thing none of us are on the verge of embarking on the next stage of a career that may very well rely on jury trials starting.

[Currahee!]

Horse racing banned until May.

[Big Physical Acey]

Religion

[Herzog]

You can only imagine what was tagged next

What 13-14 year old laddie would say, "you need 'em more than me, love"?

https://twitter.com/robthemhnurse/status...1231532033

[CritchSmile]

Anyone else get the eerie creeps from that Stereophonics video?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1238976755022680065

[Walter Sobchak]

https://twitter.com/Fran_normoyle/status...24356?s=20

[Roger H. Sterling]

195 cases now in Scotland, and the 2nd death.

[Hendricks]

https://twitter.com/cesc4official/status...7975519233

[Hendricks]

https://twitter.com/FirasMaksad/status/1...1087518721

[Hendricks]

https://twitter.com/SkySportsPub/status/...4679832577

[CritchSmile]

https://twitter.com/doctor_oxford/status...2456534019

[Christian Benorchgrevink]

On the bright side I've got over a dozen FFP3 masks in my van

[Herzog]

Working in the private health sector, our work provided us with free Covid-19 tests.

Was sweating my arse off waiting on the results  

[Christian Benorchgrevink]

[Walter Sobchak]

On the bright side I've got over a dozen FFP3 masks in my van

Donate them to A&E.