What Was The Last Movie You Saw...

**CritchSmile** · (Edited 05-09-2017, 09:26 AM by CritchSmile.)

Pro movie critic Quite Good

the TH really is full of intelligent young men.

How come your reviews are shite on here then? Warnock

jks - are your films online so we can have a look? I want to describe one as "on the nose". GodIsGod

**Edson Arantes 2Nascimento** · 05-09-2017, 09:37 AM

I've worked on films, never made one. Some art dept and re-writes through the film and tv company based in my work.

Oh, and some voices on sock puppets used in the bytesize shows they use to teach kids their numbers GodIsGod

PHOODLE-OUt · 05-09-2017, 10:01 PM

Fast and the Furious 36 or whatever we're up to.

Monty Ooh

/10

The Comedian · 05-12-2017, 07:56 AM

Alien: Covanent - 7/10

It's the best Alien related film in a while and a more enjoyable watch than Prometheus. Proper gory too and Fass is terrific again.

The Comedian · 05-12-2017, 05:06 PM

Class.

Le Quatrième Reich · 05-13-2017, 04:10 PM

12 years a slave is on the tele tonight. Sob

**Edson Arantes 2Nascimento** · 05-13-2017, 08:58 PM

See once you read the wiki on White Saviour films it ruins a fuck tonne. 12yrs aye, but The Air Up There?

Sob

Walter Sobchak · 05-15-2017, 04:08 PM

Nightcrawler. 9/10.

As everyone else has said, stylish, creepy, great performance from Gylenhaal as a true oddball.

Mikey · 05-16-2017, 12:38 AM

**Björn Breaker** · (Edited 05-17-2017, 09:16 PM by Björn Breaker.)

Went to see Unlocked it was absolute yad, I'm a big fan of Noomi Rapaace(pinilla) so was gutted to see her in such a turkey.
Trailer was decent as well

~~Dexter~~ · 05-21-2017, 08:37 AM

T2 Trainspotting.

What a pile of fucking rubbish.

2/10

FF8 - Okay, though the dialogues between the Rock and Jason Statham had me lolling a fair bit. 6/10

**Björn Breaker** · 05-23-2017, 10:05 PM

Snatched - comedy with Goldie Hawn and Amy Schumer(I know I know...) as a Mum and Daughter who get kidnapped whilst on holiday in Ecuador and the carry on that ensues, cinema was rammed with couples and it was never going to be high brow but was decent

Half Time Guest · 05-24-2017, 12:10 PM

Winston Churchill · 05-28-2017, 11:28 AM

T2. humpty shite.

~~Dexter~~ · 05-28-2017, 12:45 PM

John Wick Chapter 2

Not bad - some pretty decent fight scenes.

7/10

**Konnichiwa You Cunt** · 05-28-2017, 07:34 PM

David Brent: Life on the Road.

Monty Ooh

Really not good.

**Edson Arantes 2Nascimento** · (Edited 05-28-2017, 07:50 PM by Edson Arantes 2Nascimento.)

Anyone that missed Kajaki when it was on Netflix has the chance to watch it on iplayer. 100% certified fresh from the thfam and easily one of the best war films i've ever seen.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08...true-story

Quite a few other really good films on the iplayer too. Calvary, nightcraler and philomena

Giza Brek · 05-28-2017, 07:59 PM

I thought it was alright actually May Bee

I expected it to be shite so it was better than expected.

Giza Brek · 05-28-2017, 08:01 PM

(05-28-2017, 07:49 PM)BerraFish Wrote: Anyone that missed Kajaki when it was on Netflix has the chance to watch it on iplayer. 100% certified fresh from the thfam and easily one of the best war films i've ever seen.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08...true-story

Quite a few other really good films on the iplayer too. Calvary, nightcraler and philomena

Kajaki was a good shout, one of your better posts Tony Can't Hear You

**Widespread Gang Violence** · 05-28-2017, 08:03 PM

(05-28-2017, 07:34 PM)Nicolas Sarkozy Wrote: David Brent: Life on the Road.

Really not good.

Yeah

Had a couple of moments, but it wasn't great.

Kajaki is well worth seeing. Fart Smelly