General Musings

[I.J]

My gran used a stick, and now she's dead. Now I'm not making a correlation here, but...

[Mr A]

Most days I can leave it in my drawer in the office, but when I'm working from home, I need to carry the rucksack of shame.

Get yourself a stylish briefcase

[Mr A]

My gran used a stick, and now she's dead. Now I'm not making a correlation here, but...

[Roger H. Sterling]

How does the stick even work? Don't you end up just rubbing it on the hair? Then you've got to reapply the same bit of used stick to your pit the next day.

[Mr A]

How does the stick even work? Don't you end up just rubbing it on the hair? Then you've got to reapply the same bit of used stick to your pit the next day.

Yeah - you rub the stick in your pit - over the hair.

The next day you do the same.

Assuming you only use the stick on a clean pit there isn't any minging sweat contamination

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Stick - residue ruins your clothes. And makes you have sex with children. 

[Roger H. Sterling]

So am I the only cunt that gives his crack a skoosh?

[Mr A]

Stick - residue ruins your clothes. And makes you have sex with children. 

No residue on my clothes m8

[PHOODLE-OUt]

No residue on my clothes m8

One out of two not bad then

[PHOODLE-OUt]

So am I the only cunt that gives his crack a skoosh?

You should probably see a doctor if your cock sweats mate

[Roger H. Sterling]

You should probably see a doctor if your cock sweats mate

You should probably see the optician about a new prescription.

[PHOODLE-OUt]

You should probably see the optician about a new prescription.

touché  

[Zizou]

So am I the only cunt that gives his crack a skoosh?

Do you smell of shit if you don't do that?

[Floyd]

Get yourself a stylish briefcase

I've a stylish man bag & a briefcase, it's just that when I'm working from home, I've a huge pile of junk to take with me including the cables etc, so the bag the laptop came in has to be used.

It's better than the glorified ducking trolley dolly case that some of my colleagues need to use.

[Roger H. Sterling]

Do you smell of shit if you don't do that?

Nah but I don't reek of BO if I don't hit my pits either.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Nah but I don't reek of BO if I don't hit my pits either.

That's the story as you tell it. Wouldn't mind a Rashomon-style view on the perspective of those forced to share a bus with you

I used those roll on deodorants for a while, they're actually not bad in terms of keeping you feeling fresh, but felt like a bit of a fgt so went back to sprays. Also a classic under the pits and a swipe or two across the chest man.

[Zizou]

The correct answer is a spray of Nivea anti perspirant under both pits and two skooshes of aftershave on your neck.

[Roger H. Sterling]

That's the story as you tell it. Wouldn't mind a Rashomon-style view on the perspective of those forced to share a bus with you  

I used those roll on deodorants for a while, they're actually not bad in terms of keeping you feeling fresh, but felt like a bit of a fgt so went back to sprays. Also a classic under the pits and a swipe or two across the chest man.

Why the chest?

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Loreal men or Nivea are clearly the best choices for anti perspirant. The edt gets a skoosh on the wrists as well as the neck though. Also read that it lasts longer clinging to hair, so prone to a wee skoosh there as well - sorry Acey

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Why the chest?

Habit and the fact it links the action of spraying the pits into one fluid motion.