10-31-2015, 01:03 PM
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10-31-2015, 01:19 PM
I claimed a dominos on expenses twice this month
10-31-2015, 01:25 PM
10-31-2015, 01:27 PM
£40 is slightly less toryish than £1.20 tbf but I hope it irks him none the less
10-31-2015, 01:44 PM
On the subject of flights, I found Glasgow > New York return flights for £210 yesterday
 Can't go as its for 2 weeks away but that's a ridiculous price. It's doubled now.
10-31-2015, 02:01 PM
I claim every weekend out getting razzled on expenses. Lunch, dinner, beer, kebab and taxi.
10-31-2015, 05:39 PM
10-31-2015, 05:42 PM
(10-31-2015, 05:39 PM)Sterling Archer Wrote: Why the fuck? Posted this a while back. Seriously fucked up.
10-31-2015, 06:24 PM
Had 20 kids at my door already, tanned all my sweets and my nut sack is nearly empty
10-31-2015, 06:25 PM
^^^
:begbie: :begbie: :begbie:
10-31-2015, 06:35 PM
Do people actually give kids sweeties?
Actual nonce behaviour IMO. I've been dingying the door all night.
10-31-2015, 07:03 PM
Had none so far there's a pretty good chance I'll be diabetic by tomorrow
10-31-2015, 07:27 PM
(Edited 10-31-2015, 07:27 PM by Del-icious.)
You give them fuck all.
I'm pretty sure the bairns around my bit, and pretty much every person who did it when i was younger was after money tho. I wasn't a scaff cunt, so didn't go around doors looking for handouts obv.
10-31-2015, 07:58 PM
Money
 I made up bags of goody mixtures for the kids that came knocking. I'm a good neighbor in a respectable street though. Hope morph's new Kia got egged tae fuck 
10-31-2015, 08:02 PM
If it was legitimate wee bairns out with their parents then fine, but i can't remember the last time i seen that. All just fucking 15 year old with their £1 masks from Tariq's around here.
Last year some wee fanny with a fake scream mask came round and banged on the patio doors because i dingyed him at the front door. He got told to fuck right off I've genuinely never heard of giving sweets out tho, i thought that was an american thing. I never done it, and none of my mates ever done it either but anyone i ever heard of doing it it was always for money. Not like £10ers or anything, probably just about 20p or something.
10-31-2015, 08:02 PM
(Edited 10-31-2015, 08:03 PM by Cheeky Gnando’s.)
Boy in my work was moaning about how a group of kids came to his door last year and he never had any sweets or that. Gave them kiwi fruits
 He is still bitter about astonishingly finding them all of them dumped at the bottom of his drive the next morning 
10-31-2015, 08:05 PM
Imagine getting fruit
 Aye, it's all wee primary school aged bairns that come round with their maws. Older kids would be told to fuck right off 
10-31-2015, 08:15 PM
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