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#7,361
10-12-2017, 08:23 PM
So have you had a gap in your front teeth for 6 months? Monty Chuckle
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#7,362
10-12-2017, 08:24 PM (Edited 10-12-2017, 08:26 PM by Big Physical Acey.)
^^^ yes Lampoon Front and centre of the lower teeth. It was a long six months.

The engagement photoshoot might be back on the cards now Muggy
(08-02-2018, 09:04 AM)Mags Wrote: A resposta é Sim.

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10-12-2017, 08:24 PM
Hehehe
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10-12-2017, 08:27 PM
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This cunt the difference between life in jail or freedom Dismay
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#7,365
10-12-2017, 08:38 PM
It was a front one? FuckMe
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#7,366
10-12-2017, 08:43 PM
Front and centre Monty Oh Well

It was so obvious that I kept awkwardly bringing it up in conversation with folk because I knew that they'd be staring at it and wanting to know if I didn't. Monty Oh Well
(08-02-2018, 09:04 AM)Mags Wrote: A resposta é Sim.

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10-13-2017, 07:49 AM
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#7,368
10-13-2017, 07:50 AM
What sort of woman says yes to a sallow eyed gap tooth gypo?
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10-13-2017, 10:41 AM
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#7,370
10-14-2017, 08:44 AM
6 months without a front tooth Tony You What

Going to a Jewish wedding today.

All the chaps are getting Yamulkes to wear

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#7,371
10-14-2017, 12:12 PM
Just Mags things.
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#7,372
10-14-2017, 12:53 PM
Do you get a shot in the top chair as top Jew? Quite Good
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10-14-2017, 01:47 PM
(10-14-2017, 12:53 PM)Johnny Wrote: Do you get a shot in the top chair as top Jew? Quite Good

Are we talking new world order or the wedding?
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#7,374
10-14-2017, 01:49 PM
See Morrisons have brought out the hottest supermarket curry in the UK, the volcanic vindaloo. I'll be having some of that later to see if it lives up to the claim.
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10-14-2017, 01:57 PM (Edited 10-14-2017, 01:57 PM by Chrambo.)
When the fuck will old people just die?  20 minute wait at the self service in Tesco Fat Cunt
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#7,376
10-15-2017, 02:27 AM
That Aberdonian accent man. Sometimes palatable but the one I'm listening to the now is fucking brutal. Actually fucking unbearable.

Monty LewLew

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#7,377
10-15-2017, 01:50 PM
(10-10-2017, 07:24 AM)Nabolene Bona Parte Wrote: My flatmate is doing some kind of bodyweight circuit in his bedroom. Doesn't bother me at all - I'm up anyway - but surely at 8am that's a bit obnoxious given we have downstairs neighbours?

Not going to mention it or that, as it's up to them to do so if they have an issue. Is it reasonable to assume they'll be up at this time? They both work, but one from home.

I firmly believe flat living is a test designed to find out if people are capable of murder or not.
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#7,378
10-15-2017, 02:16 PM
Mrs gave birth to our second on Wednesday juanmayay

Got home yesterday evening jjay

Baby fell asleep for the first time at 4am Fat Cunt

The older one woke up for the day at 6am Happy
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10-15-2017, 02:18 PM
Pondlife

Congrats Bert.
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10-15-2017, 02:20 PM
(10-15-2017, 02:16 PM)Bert Le Bowski Wrote: Mrs gave birth to our second on Wednesday juanmayay

Got home yesterday evening jjay

Baby fell asleep for the first time at 4am Fat Cunt

The older one woke up for the day at 6am  Happy

It always amazes me how shite people make it sound to have kids - and then say it's the best thing they've ever done. 

Something doesn't add up.

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