General Musings

Scott the Dick · 06-05-2015, 07:08 PM

If she was coming round for no strings, it wouldnt have bothered me. Id be baw deep in it now and not talking to cretins on the internet. If it was for a long term thing, then aye its a slight issue. But for a one night get yer willy wet? No problem

**Roger H. Sterling** · 06-05-2015, 07:23 PM

Fair enough Jon. I'm not that desperate for my hole that I'd put myself in an awkward situation for it, and this felt awkward as fuck. A lassie I met once last February coming round to my flat for a ride without a drop of alcohol in her. Got to be a loose cannon.

Papin · 06-05-2015, 07:34 PM

She maybe can't drink with the Prozac.

**CritchSmile** · 06-05-2015, 07:40 PM

I prefer lassies that don't drink much. They are usually more respectable.

**Roger H. Sterling** · 06-05-2015, 07:46 PM

I can see the logic there. There's a difference between not drinking to excess and not drinking at all though. I couldn't date a teetotaller, it just wouldn't work for social situations. Not drinking a lot I could handle if it's a gradual thing and you're getting to know each other. Shagging a stranger though, can't say I've ever done that sober, and don't plan to any time soon.

Chrambo · 06-05-2015, 08:06 PM

I prefer when they don't drink. Saves me having to go to the shops for her and pals since they don't have ID.

**Zizou** · 06-05-2015, 08:08 PM

Roger is para about a sober bird seeing his wee cock

**Roger H. Sterling** · 06-05-2015, 08:10 PM

She's seen my cock.

**Sterling Archer** · 06-05-2015, 08:12 PM

(06-05-2015, 08:10 PM)Roger H. Sterling Wrote: She's seen my cock.

Maybe she can't drink cause you got her pregnant?

**Roger H. Sterling** · 06-05-2015, 08:13 PM

Canny get pregnant from dick pics, Archer.

**Sterling Archer** · 06-05-2015, 08:16 PM

(06-05-2015, 08:13 PM)Roger H. Sterling Wrote: Canny get pregnant from dick pics, Archer.

Brb need to have a conversation with my wife

Snake

**CritchSmile** · 06-05-2015, 08:19 PM

Sterling, I canny get in the backroom Brucie

**Sterling Archer** · (Edited 06-05-2015, 08:21 PM by Sterling Archer.)

(06-05-2015, 08:19 PM)S.J. Wrote: Sterling, I canny get in the backroom

Shouldn't have challenged me.

Spoiler

**CritchSmile** · 06-05-2015, 08:22 PM

So what do I do? Brucie

**dokratrow** · 06-05-2015, 08:22 PM

Sterling deleting posts on a whim? Crowe

**Sterling Archer** · 06-05-2015, 08:23 PM

(06-05-2015, 08:22 PM)dok Wrote: Sterling deleting posts on a whim?

Just because it would have ruined mine. Sorry pal.

**Sterling Archer** · 06-05-2015, 08:23 PM

(06-05-2015, 08:22 PM)S.J. Wrote: So what do I do?

Re subscribe.

**CritchSmile** · 06-05-2015, 08:24 PM

(06-05-2015, 08:23 PM)Sterling Archer Wrote: Re subscribe.

How much is that like? Brucie

**Sterling Archer** · 06-05-2015, 08:24 PM

http://www.talkhearts.co.uk/mysubscriptions.php

**Roger H. Sterling** · 06-05-2015, 08:24 PM

(06-05-2015, 08:24 PM)S.J. Wrote: How much is that like?

It's ok man, we'll take care of it.