General Musings

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

£125k

[Rory Breaker]

The ice cream shop on Brighton place has just been bought over by the guy who owns St Andrews chip shop, The Boathouse, Oscars chip van, and currently in the process of renovating the public toilets in Joppa and converting them into a seafood restaurant

Strangest thing is that even pre lockdown none of the businesses are remarkably good or busy bar a warm summers day when porty turns into Benidorm,

[Kashinda]

Drugs mate

[Mikey]

The icey was in my street with it's siren on last week at 10pm and about 2 feet of snow on the ground. Got to be drugs man

[Nive la France]

The icey was in my street with it's siren on last week at 10pm and about 2 feet of snow on the ground. Got to be drugs man  

Or extortion. Icey round my bit was selling bags of pasta for £4 during the first lockdown

[pondlife]

The ice cream shop on Brighton place has just been bought over by the guy who owns St Andrews chip shop, The Boathouse, Oscars chip van, and currently in the process of renovating the public toilets in Joppa and converting them into a seafood restaurant

Strangest thing is that even pre lockdown none of the businesses are remarkably good or busy bar a warm summers day when porty turns into Benidorm,

Aye, saw that, all the local kids loved the original shop, kinda disappointed they sold out to them.

[Fraggle]

My mate's dad was on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire tonight

He did fucking well likes

Aye I watched it. Was buzzing for him. What was he doing with the phone a friend question though 

[Zizou]

Aye the friend must have been like

Done well though.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Yeah, I don't know what happened He said he tried to summarise the question because the wording was shite and made a mess of it. His friend didn't know it anyway, so no harm done

[Herzog]

Scrolled down that Article about Robbo getting some time off and came across a job advert to work in an abattoir.

https://hijobs.net/job/178862/skilled-sl...e-abattoir

Any yous think you could cut it?

"You'll hear us refer to our Abattoirs as 'Woodheads' which is one of the best known names in the British meat industry, with a history of over 100 years. Today it is a wholly subsidiary of Morrisons and we're still the only major supermarket to have it's own abattoir and meat processing operations. We have three sites in Spalding (Lincolnshire), Colne (Lancashire) and Turriff (Aberdeenshire) and process over 3,400 cattle, 15,000 lambs and 28,000 pigs per week. So it's a pretty big operation."

I'd drop an acid tab on my first shift and crack on with it, i reckon.

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Would just pretend each animal was Acey and crack on with the old bolt gun

[Nive la France]

Pondy has already applied and signed up for overtime.

[Billy Butcher]

I can't imagine the logistics of killing 28,000 pigs a week

Probably one of those torture traps you see in the documentaries, I guess. Doubt there is much bolt action going on there.

[Big Physical Acey]

Genuinely cannot imagine a worse job. You'd come out looking like Dawid Kucharski after ten minutes.

[Del-icious]

My grandad used to work in an abattoir back in the 60s, sounded horrific

You probably need to be a certain type of person but I don't think butchers and farmers see animals in the same way most of us do

[Kashinda]

My grandpa worked on a farm during the 40s and he used always said they used to castrate lambs by ripping their balls off with their teeth

Plenty practise with balls in his mouth for when his grandkids came along amarite

[Sarkozabal]

Pondy has already applied and signed up for overtime.

Sacked within a week for bringing in his own animals to slaughter.

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Think that was your grandads kink by the sounds of it

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Got an email there from Cnet addressing me as Mr fuck my pussy

[Ando]

A mate of mine got a summer job as a security guard at an abattoir. Think he turned vegetarian after 2 shifts.