General Musings

[Chrambo]

Your step sister is a 9 tbf.

Good try agin but I've none

Should have went with sister-in-law, sure I'll have a few.

[Walter Sobchak]

http://www.returnofkings.com/45280/the-m...ut-can-say

[PHOODLE-OUt]

[Del-icious]

Just had to deal with a guy at work who's called his events company "Dizzee Geeza Events"

He is a fucking skinny white plukey cunt

[Roger H. Sterling]

That's a really bad name for anything.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

http://www.returnofkings.com/45280/the-m...ut-can-say

Firstly hope this guy dies horribly.

Secondly, how did you find it?

[Walter Sobchak]

Firstly hope this guy dies horribly.

Secondly, how did you find it?

It was posted on an "Epic Fail" thread on another forum I'm on. I was appalled into sharing.

[Herzog]

Just had to deal with a guy at work who's called his events company "Dizzee Geeza Events"

He is a fucking skinny white plukey cunt

Hold the fort!

Was he with a bit fat German fuck called Uwe!?

[Roger H. Sterling]

What's the tl;dr of that article? Sounds up my street.

[Herzog]

The German guy behind "Uwe Bartsch" it is a compulsive liar beyond belief. It got to the stage where he told so many lies he totally was mixed up that he asked my mate to come over. He said its all bull shit and i have a 'psychological tendency' to tell lies. Honestly, you wouldn't believe the lies this guy comes out with and the extreme lengths and expenses he goes to validate them. 

[Sterling Archer]

Just prepared a crab for the first time.

Not worth the effort

[Del-icious]

Hold the fort!

Was he with a bit fat German fuck called Uwe!?

No he wasn't. Unless I'm missing a joke here.

[Boomstick]

What's the tl;dr of that article? Sounds up my street.

The author is a highly successful pilot with loads of money and a close group of friends. He hates modern women because they're all sluts. He has rules about what makes them sluts.

He was in a 5 year relationship and got his poor wee heart broken. He's a little bitch who's taking all his insecurities out on women who have the audacity to like him.

[Shuto Makino]

He was in a 5 year relationship

Looks like Roger can't relate after all.

[Roger H. Sterling]

You just got a new bird Mak?

[Shuto Makino]

Don't be daft. This is 100% projection of my own inadequacies.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

The summary is that he goes out to find women to sleep with him, and when he finds one stupid enough to do so, he labels them a slut.

He's basically got huge psychological issues

[Roger H. Sterling]

Don't be daft.  This is 100% projection of my own inadequacies.

Don't put too much emphasis on relationships at your age man. There's more to life than that. Get comfortable with yourself first, spread your wings a little, try new things. The right girl will come along eventually, there's no hurry.

The summary is that he goes out to find women to sleep with him, and when he finds one stupid enough to do so, he labels them a slut.

He's basically got huge psychological issues

Sounds in my neighbourhood, but maybe not up my street. Don't get the slut shaming shtick. Lassies love a ride as much as guys do. Can't judge them for putting it about.

[Shuto Makino]

Don't put too much emphasis on relationships at your age man. There's more to life than that. Get comfortable with yourself first, spread your wings a little, try new things. The right girl will come along eventually, there's no hurry.

I get the feeling that you might have this written on a post-it and stuck to your fridge.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

I think it's more the clear lack of self-esteem he has. Talks about his job and his money far too much, and is disgusted by any girl who likes him. Transparent self-loathing issues