General Musings

**Charlie Kelly** · 06-25-2015, 04:23 PM

I've not had this long enough to know about these fancy features Sob

Scott the Dick · (Edited 06-25-2015, 04:26 PM by Scott the Dick.)

Nice reading juanmayay

**Gigolo-Aunt** · 06-25-2015, 04:34 PM

Thank fuck its almost Friday.

Thats it

Papin · 06-25-2015, 07:01 PM

Meanwhile in Asda....

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**Karl Urbenoit** · 06-25-2015, 07:04 PM

What a stupid cunt Warnock

pondlife · 06-25-2015, 07:10 PM

Maybe. Should have used a loaf of Hovis as padding for her shoulder.

**Widespread Gang Violence** · 06-25-2015, 07:13 PM

(06-25-2015, 03:44 PM)Charlie Kelly Wrote: Dropped my month old iPhone 6 on Princes Street like the clumsy cunt I am and cracked the screen to fuck.

I take it taking it to the Apple shop is the easiest thing to do since it'll be in warranty?

(06-25-2015, 03:56 PM)Walter Sobchak Wrote: Just back frOm apple shop trying to get my drunken smashed screen fixed, only to be told there's a bend in the phone and they can't fix it. New phone or nothing. Think they're Ã‚£220 for a new phone if under warranty.

(06-25-2015, 04:00 PM)Francis Begbie Wrote: I got my iPhone 5s stolen recently and it was a fucking fortune to get replaced with no insurance, condolences

PHOODLE-OUt · 06-25-2015, 08:20 PM

Nearly slipped in to a jay jay induced yay coma at these iPhone mishaps jjay

**King WillDred of Orange** · (Edited 06-25-2015, 08:34 PM by King WillDred of Orange.)

Francis isn't having too much luck with criminals, first the punto, now this theft.

juanmayay

Cheeky Gnando’s · 06-25-2015, 08:37 PM

Ken, eh

Papin · 06-25-2015, 08:40 PM

(06-25-2015, 08:34 PM)Drederick Tatum Wrote: Francis isn't having too much luck with criminals, first the punto, now this theft.

All the signs point to the vendetta of a disgruntled former pupil.

**King WillDred of Orange** · 06-25-2015, 08:46 PM

Let's hope there is an escalation in the near future

**Imaq** · 06-25-2015, 08:47 PM

So glad I opened this thread jjay

Papin · 06-25-2015, 08:57 PM

(06-25-2015, 08:46 PM)Drederick Tatum Wrote: Let's hope there is an escalation in the near future

I hear Trench Coat sales are on the rise

Brucie

Cheeky Gnando’s · (Edited 06-25-2015, 09:12 PM by Cheeky Gnando’s.)

Both crimes happened in leafy Edinburgh where I've not taught since I was a student in 2009, so don't get your hopes up. Much more likely to be viciously assaulted and die as a result of random gang-related knife crime in the South Side of Glasgow Greggy

**Imaq** · 06-25-2015, 09:14 PM (Edited 06-25-2015, 09:15 PM by Imaq.)

Maybe someone has a very serious grudge. Ã‚ You never know. Greggy

Cheeky Gnando’s · 06-25-2015, 09:16 PM

Let's not underestimate the chances of that random stabbing incident Sob

Chrambo · 06-25-2015, 09:30 PM

(06-25-2015, 08:46 PM)Drederick Tatum Wrote: Let's hope there is an escalation in the near future

I just hope they don't steal or damage his car beyond repair.

Having to drive a Punto is the worst thing that could happen to a man.

**Diego Armando Toblerone** · 06-25-2015, 11:25 PM

(06-25-2015, 09:30 PM)Chrambo Wrote: I just hope they don't steal or damage his car beyond repair.

Having to drive a Punto is the worst thing that could happen to a man.

That and riding Bev of course. Wow

**Snake Plissken** · 06-26-2015, 02:41 AM

The feel-good thread of the summer.

juanmayay