General Musings

[Shuto Makino]

I'm not suggesting that my mediocre lifts give me one over on them - although they do - it was just a bit of an unexpected thing for their coach to come in and say.

[Walter Sobchak]

To be fair, I'd be quite happy if I was a top level footballer earning tens of thousands of pounds a week but my bench press game wasn't particularly strong.

^
Curls in the squat rack.

[Walter Sobchak]

Heard squawking and screaming on the street, looked out, group of lassies just out of a pub started scrapping. "Ya two faced cow!" was the only thing I could make out before one ran and threw her shoe at her pal, who then threw her bag back at her. It's fairly wet out there and they're wandering about barefoot throwing their shoes at each other.

[Sterling Archer]

Remember seeing a fight outside my old flat in the west end. Recorded it on my phone

[Walter Sobchak]

Upload it here plz.

Thx.

Last time I saw a scrap on the street, a girl was pummelling her boyfriend with her stiletto. He just kept walking away but she was going back for more. It went on for ages, with her chasing this boy who was having none of it up and and down the street, she was making a racket as well so I thought fuck it and called ra polis. They did fuck all as it carried on for about 15 minutes but turned up at 8.40am the next day and made me late for work by making me give them a fucking statement. Tossers.

[Sterling Archer]

It's shit I just caught the end. A taxi driver and a jakey

[Sterling Archer]

I'll try and get it online though

[Walter Sobchak]

A glasgow love story.

[Sterling Archer]

This was over two years ago. You can hear arrested development in the background

[Walter Sobchak]

Ridiculous scenes.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Reminds me of this:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4A7HjUmRJ5U



Can't mind how to link video on my phone.

YER AN EIGHT POUND AN HOUR f****t, YOU COULDN'T PUNCH A PHONE NUMBER IN YA BELLEND

[Walter Sobchak]

That simply reinforces my view of oran mor as an absolute shithole populated with wankers.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

One of my favourite ever videos. I must have watched that about 70+ times, easy

Why are you such an arsehole, Walter? Just give me an honest answer; why are you such a fucking arsehole?

[The Great Khali]

That's tremendous

My... My outfit is worth more than your fucking shoes.

[The Great Khali]

Actually my favourite part is "you're an absolute dick sucker. You suck dick ya fuckin cunt"

[Del-icious]

You're a fuckin... serpent

[Shuto Makino]

Really felt like I enjoyed that video along with the guys filming it

[Boomstick]

Teuchters, eh?

[Big Physical Acey]

Amazing.

[Mikey]

This was in the other videos. That ginger boy that plays for Dunfermline trying to deck a moving vehicle