General Musings

**Kashinda** · 07-01-2025, 04:19 PM

Can you pre-book Ubers or Lyfts weeks in advance? For after a concert.

**Rory Breaker** · 07-01-2025, 08:35 PM

(07-01-2025, 04:19 PM)Kashinda Wrote: Can you pre-book Ubers or Lyfts weeks in advance? For after a concert.

Not sure but if it’s Edinburgh I can probably help with a hackney cab if you want?

**Floyd** · 07-01-2025, 09:03 PM

(07-01-2025, 04:19 PM)Kashinda Wrote: Can you pre-book Ubers or Lyfts weeks in advance? For after a concert.

I’ve booked an Uber in advance before when needing to get picked up and to the station with a tight turnaround.

I’m sure you can do at least a week in advance, you do pay more for it, but it’s worth it to make sure it’s going to be there.

King Kebab · 07-04-2025, 04:38 PM

Blocked nose? This shit ACTUALLY WORKS
quid odds from Home Bargains.
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**2MatoFish** · 07-08-2025, 04:22 PM

I only wanted Greggy at the 2012 cup final to piss off jammy wearers. I certainly never endorsed his behaviour.

Saw him on tik tok a few days ago offering 1 to 1 mentoring for £200 a month. He'll be on the right wing jesus grift by autumn.

**Zizou** · 07-08-2025, 04:31 PM

His statement on instagram is a belter. Blaming autism for being a sex pest.

Absolute nap to go down the right wing grift.

Shteve · 07-09-2025, 07:00 AM

See for that Bezos being a cunt and he's probably a nonce and all the rest of it, you really cannot argue with the service provided by Amazon. Ordered stuff late last night and it's 8 stops away from my front door this morning, that man has earned his billions.

**2MatoFish** · 07-09-2025, 07:16 AM

The people doing the work have earned him billions.

Socko · 07-09-2025, 07:26 AM

What did you order

Shteve · 07-09-2025, 10:13 AM

(07-09-2025, 07:26 AM)Socko Wrote: What did you order

Ring door bell and a wee pair ah shorts believe it or not.

King Kebab · 07-09-2025, 10:21 AM

(07-09-2025, 10:13 AM)Shteve Wrote: Ring door bell and a wee pair ah shorts believe it or not.

How are you going to answer the door when the delivery man has your doorbell?

**Zizou** · 07-10-2025, 07:59 PM

https://twitter.com/Johnfis08605918/stat...0395241526

His bosh is on a different level recently.

King Kebab · 07-10-2025, 08:03 PM

Salad cream on lasagne... no
Salad cream on salad.... only in emergencies.

Salad cream on an avocado... BOSHHHH

Fraggle · 07-10-2025, 08:11 PM

(07-10-2025, 07:59 PM)Zizou Wrote: https://twitter.com/Johnfis08605918/stat...0395241526

His bosh is on a different level recently.

agreed.

When we’re doom scrolling at night it triggers my mrs into oblivion when she hears this sound

pondlife · 07-10-2025, 08:13 PM

Used to regularly eat salad cream sannies. Laugh

In the eighties. Never bought a bottle since.

King Kebab · (Edited 07-10-2025, 08:17 PM by King Kebab.)

Salad cream on tattie waffles was my thing as a teen.
Try it.

Probably still too exotic for the likes of Shteve.

**Sarkozabal** · 07-10-2025, 08:30 PM

(07-10-2025, 07:59 PM)Zizou Wrote: https://twitter.com/Johnfis08605918/stat...0395241526

His bosh is on a different level recently.

He’s taken the Tam Skinner challenge head on and battered him off to the side GodIsGod

**The Great Khali** · (Edited 07-10-2025, 10:54 PM by The Great Khali.)

(07-10-2025, 07:59 PM)Zizou Wrote: https://twitter.com/Johnfis08605918/stat...0395241526

His bosh is on a different level recently.

I love him eh Warnock

Just a big fat bastard who seems to be a really nice guy.

After that all inclusive holiday I’m a steak bake and a bosh away from being him tbh Fat Cunt

pondlife · 07-11-2025, 05:37 PM

Buses.

Buses today. Monto

King Kebab · 07-11-2025, 05:43 PM

I've not been on a bus in about 15 years.
Mon the cars and the countryside!
Fuck the toon.