Fixtures announced today.

Walter Sobchak · 06-19-2015, 09:23 AM

A chilean dreamboat is a signing we can all get behind.

Bobby Christ

**Hank Scorpio** · 06-19-2015, 09:27 AM

Any kind of headband-wearing South American dreamboat would do for me.

**Diego Armando Toblerone** · 06-19-2015, 09:38 AM

I want a striker who can rock an Alice band, an air of nonchalance would be an added bonus, but an Alice band would do for me. Heart

**Charlie Kelly** · 06-19-2015, 10:00 AM

It's more the playing St Johnstone/Dundee/Hamilton/Motherwell 4 times a season again, with little to no real rivalries to speak of that isn't really getting the excitement flowing.

**Edson Arantes 2Nascimento** · (Edited 06-19-2015, 10:16 AM by Edson Arantes 2Nascimento.)

(06-19-2015, 10:00 AM)Charlie Kelly Wrote: It's more the playing St Johnstone/Dundee/Hamilton/Motherwell 4 times a season again, with little to no real rivalries to speak of that isn't really getting the excitement flowing.

Hopefully Brad McKay fucking halves Nicholson and slyly flicks the vickies towards section N so we can develop a proper grudge match with st johnstone. And the same goes for any other rejects at other spl clubs.

In fact, sod creating a grudge match, i just hope our ex-players half Nicholson. In fact, not just our ex-players.

Walter Sobchak · 06-19-2015, 10:27 AM

Morph to run on the pitch and kick Nicholson plz.

Added bonus of him getting an FBO and a 6 month stay at HMP Saughton.

**Sterling Archer** · 06-19-2015, 10:48 AM

Morph can become a mod if he John Wilson's him.

**Charlie Kelly** · 06-19-2015, 11:02 AM

St Johnstone at home to start the season VanGaals Bitch

PHOODLE-OUt · 06-19-2015, 11:02 AM

St Johnstone = Meh

PHOODLE-OUt · 06-19-2015, 11:02 AM

Mortgage on Sutty 1st goal jjay

**The Great Chilavert** · 06-19-2015, 11:03 AM

St Johnstone. How boring.

Papin · 06-19-2015, 11:05 AM

First game vs St Johnstone

**Roger H. Sterling** · 06-19-2015, 11:06 AM

Who have we got first game of season?

**The Great Chilavert** · 06-19-2015, 11:06 AM

Big Bad Brads back first game jjay

PHOODLE-OUt · 06-19-2015, 11:08 AM

Celtic at home on Boxing day jjay

PHOODLE-OUt · 06-19-2015, 11:08 AM

Inverness on a Wednesday night Warnock

Walter Sobchak · 06-19-2015, 11:09 AM

(06-19-2015, 11:08 AM)Vlad-Stupid Wrote: Celtic at home on Boxing day

**The Great Chilavert** · 06-19-2015, 11:11 AM

New year game away to Killie. Wiggo

Delighted hibs stayed down but that's fucking shite Laugh

**Charlie Kelly** · 06-19-2015, 11:13 AM

Celtic at home on boxing day and Dundee Utd at home on 30th December. That's a pretty horrid couple of games

3rd October for Lockey's glorious return.

**Sterling Archer** · 06-19-2015, 11:13 AM

We could win all 6 in August and probably lose all 3 in September Warnock