General football musings

**Groot** · 08-26-2018, 06:15 PM

(08-26-2018, 06:11 PM)Acey Ikpeazu Wrote:

What?

The book it's from was written by the Newcastle physio

**2MatoFish** · 08-26-2018, 06:17 PM

The weird cabinet bit aside, the 'in light of the clear scan results..' is solid gold autobiography/describing a drunken brawl to the police chat.

**Big Physical Acey** · 08-26-2018, 06:19 PM

(08-26-2018, 06:15 PM)Groot Wrote: The book it's from was written by the Newcastle physio

Is he called Alan? Are they talking about Alan Shearer? I don't get it. Sob

**Groot** · 08-26-2018, 06:21 PM

(08-26-2018, 06:19 PM)Acey Ikpeazu Wrote: Is he called Alan? Are they talking about Alan Shearer? I don't get it.

Think the physio was trying to say he was speaking on behalf of Shearer, that's how I'm interpreting it

**Zizou** · 08-26-2018, 06:22 PM

I think he was trying to make some comment on how shearer is Newcastle and they are all Newcastle or something Monty But

**Big Physical Acey** · 08-26-2018, 06:29 PM

The real Alan Shearer was the friends we made along the way.

Shteve · 08-26-2018, 06:34 PM

load of shite. All of it, Owen comes across as a tit.

**Drederick Shanktum** · 08-26-2018, 07:34 PM

Nice of Steve Bruce to ghost write that Quite Good

Walter Sobchak · 08-26-2018, 08:45 PM

Is this the same interview where Owen admits he's never had a cup of tea or coffee in his life?

**Shuto Makino** · 08-26-2018, 08:56 PM

Mind when he flew a helicopter over Dubai? GodIsGod

**Hank Scorpio** · 08-26-2018, 09:36 PM

(08-26-2018, 08:45 PM)Walter Sobchakpeazu Wrote: Is this the same interview where Owen admits he's never had a cup of tea or coffee in his life?

He always does such mundane interviews. I remember him mentioning that he's only seen about 7 films, and most of them were on flights Warnock

**Hank Scorpio** · 08-26-2018, 09:38 PM

(08-26-2018, 07:34 PM)Drederick Tatum Wrote: Nice of Steve Bruce to ghost write that

If only

â€Michael Erwin was in clear pain, so I placed him in the passenger seat of my Jaguar XJ8. The fine leather seating and fabulous sound system soothed him as I drove him to E&A...â€

**Hank Scorpio** · 08-27-2018, 11:37 AM

https://twitter.com/skafc3/status/103395...53281?s=21

Valladolid's pitch against Barca last night Monty LewLew

**Sarkozabal** · 08-27-2018, 11:38 AM

Next time Celtic come to town jjay

**Zizou** · 08-27-2018, 11:42 AM

that's actually that bad it's dangerous Laugh

**Groot** · 08-27-2018, 12:37 PM

That's fuck all to do with having no money, that's all to do with not doing it early enough

**Mr A** · 08-27-2018, 12:54 PM

https://twitter.com/fundilymundelly/stat...01505?s=21

**Del-icious** · 08-27-2018, 01:15 PM

That's amazing. How could the match ever go ahead when you could peel the grass back from one end of the pitch to the other Laugh

Had they laid it the night before or something?

pondlife · (Edited 08-27-2018, 01:20 PM by pondlife.)

I thought you gadgies all watch Barca games, so you would have known about this, and how shite Messi was. Monty Oh You

Note: Messi wasn't actually shite (he had a couple of fantastic passes, and one on the volley to find Dembele but he had one of his poor games, and I mean genuine poor games (which is pretty blinkin' rare, tbf) not one of those mythical 'poor game vs Roma' games.

Edit: 4 days prior, apparently, Morph

**Del-icious** · 08-27-2018, 01:22 PM

Tynecastle pitch was horrendous but I wouldn't have said it was dangerous. It just made it hard to pass the ball about on the deck.

That pitch there looks like you have a 50% chance of breaking your ankle if you break into a sprint.