General football musings

[Johnny]

Fuck Marvin Bartley. Beast

[Mikey]

He went crying to twitter when he got bombed out of Queen of the South for doing a terrible job as well.

Stick to waffling shite on the telly

[Del-icious]

Seen tchouameni has knocked valverde out cold and sent him to hospital? Apparently was so fucked he left the training centre in a wheelchair

Thats surely a sacking you can’t keep your job after that

[Zizou]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/statu...KB4RVIQVLw

Some caper at Real Madrid just now Tchouaméni supposedly decked him

[Del-icious]

Some caper at Peebles fc lol

[Mikey]

Seen tchouameni has knocked valverde out cold and sent him to hospital? Apparently was so fucked he left the training centre in a wheelchair

Thats surely a sacking you can’t keep your job after that

Would imagine it will boil down to who they think is better at football.

[Shteve]

https://twitter.com/dothebartman1/status...KB4RVIQVLw

Sounds like Davie Martindale has done Bartley over there.

He actually improved Livi a fair bit.

I took note before the Aberdeen game when Bartley got interviewed on prem sports he had a wee bit of a dig talking about fitness levels before he came in and style of play etc, can't see Davie taking that too well and thought there could be a wee issue there.

[Shteve]

Would imagine it will boil down to who they think is better at football.

Uruguayan and a man of colour, can only imagine it was football related.

[Shuto Makino]

a man of colour

Lewdog has gone woke

[CritchSmile]

Lol what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JuLEmaBEVo

[Christian Benorchgrevink]

@CritchSmile

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[CritchSmile]

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@CritchSmile

https://twitter.com/barryanderson_/statu...45775?s=46

Yes

[2MatoFish]

Scottish football gets what it deserves. World wide recognition of our game for the first time in the modern era and we get shown up as the tip pot, banana republic we are.

[Shteve]

Tell you what if you think you've woken up a wee bit calmer I would advise not looking at a bit of social media.

I've only browsed Instagram for 5 minutes before I get up and I'm half shaking with absolute seethe. I fucking hate they cunts so much.

[Charlie Kelly]

I've barely slept this is not good for your health.

[Christian Benorchgrevink]

Hearts trending 3rd on Twitter. Saw at least a dozen translated tweets on my feed from all over the world, even the likes of Dan Hodges and India Willoughby weighing in. Scottish football is fucked

[Socko]

Thought I'd wake up a bit calmer or think I was maybe overreacting a bit last night but no, it's a pure scandal man. Celtic fans are unbearable too but that's nowt new.

[2MatoFish]

What happened with Tavernier last night. All I've seen is that he didn't/wouldn't/couldn't go to Ibrox. Heard he ended up showing up to collect his suit and then fucked off.

Anyone heard the story?

[Schteg]

“On Monday I got a call from the medical department saying that Tav is not available for Wednesday, he needs an injection on Tuesday.

“Because I thought this is maybe his last chance to play at home, I gave him a call and I convinced him that he can move this injection to maybe later.

“He said OK, he will be available for today. Yesterday we were in contact.

“My job is to make decisions, who starts. I made my decision, I was very transparent with him. I thought and I wished him that he gets some minutes.

“You can think about start or not start, this is my decision, because this is why I’m the manager.

“Finally, he didn’t accept that he will not start and then he stayed away from the team. And this is the story.
“I was really looking forward to give him minutes today, because he deserved this after 11 years here, to be on the pitch, final whistle. For me, it was about setting up the team.”

[Big Physical Acey]

the likes of Dan Hodges and India Willoughby

File alongside Jolyon Maugham, Duncan Hothersall etc in the "cunts who only exist on Twitter and I've been delighted not to have to think about in the years since I binned that website" bracket.