Talk Hearts Daily News Thread

[Shuto Makino]

Imagine Lawson fighting the paparazzi

[Bill Cosby]

He actually believes this is true, doesn't he?

[CritchSmile]

David Walliams trying to get his much needed publicity and shaun wades in to the journos wielding a 2 litre bottle of diet cherry coke.

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Screaming "scum" in the faces of hard working Brits trying to put food on the table.

[shaun.lawson]

He actually believes this is true, doesn't he?

That's because it is.

David Walliams trying to get his much needed publicity and shaun wades in to the journos wielding a 2 litre bottle of diet cherry coke.

Exactly. He'd have had no chance. It's actually the closest I've ever got to a fight in my life.

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Did you not have a fight with a girl at school?

[CritchSmile]

Did you not have a fight with a girl at school?

That was his nanny.

[shaun.lawson]

Screaming "scum" in the faces of hard working Brits trying to put food on the table.

At UEA, we had a debate entitled "This House didn't like Diana" (who'd died only weeks earlier). Before the debate, the audience was split 50-50. At the end of the debate, it voted 59-1 (and the 1 was head of the Socialist Workers) in favour of my team. My argument, needless to add, focused on the nefarious role of the Daily Loan Ad And Dirty Phone Call Directory, Giving It To You Straight (copyright Pete Davies, All Played Out).

She was, after all, the people's princess.

[shaun.lawson]

Did you not have a fight with a girl at school?

Aged 10, I once pulled the class thug off a girl when he was violently (and I mean violently) pulling her hair - but apart from that, no.

[Shuto Makino]

Before the debate, the audience was split 50-50. At the end of the debate, it voted 59-1 (and the 1 was head of the Socialist Workers) in favour of my team.

Looks like Lawson's argument was so boring that forty people got up and left.

[Picards Forehead]

when I was in Piccadilly Circus on a Friday night, tons of paparazzi were camped outside a restaurant because David Walliams had been spotted inside. He came out; I started yelling at the paparazzi that they were lower than vermin, and almost got into a fight with one of them.

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Aged 10, I once pulled the class thug off a girl when he was violently (and I mean violently) pulling her hair - but apart from that, no.

Neggy for cock blocking

[Bill Cosby]

I'm 100% sure he has some kind of mental illness.

[Fire Doinks]

The boys probably pulled each other off quite a lot at boarding school.

[2MatoFish]

Aged 10, I once pulled the class thug off

Neutral rep.

Possy for showing due deference to your betters.
Neggy for the split infinitive.

[shaun.lawson]

I'm 100% sure he has some kind of mental illness.

Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness, indeed.

[PHOODLE-OUt]

http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/ne...-1-4363021

Bonnyrigg

[Johnny]

Aye the Wood has gone to the dogs

Used to be great but silly wee laddie central nowadays. Ken it was fucked when folk started calling it the Calder

[Drederick Shanktum]

Toff Jocks

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cam...e-38931710

[Roger H. Sterling]

Toff Jocks

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cam...e-38931710

Says he's from West Lothian