Talk Hearts Daily News Thread

[Prancer]

It's not really hacking is it? It's just malware that encrypts files until the password to un-encrypt is entered.
Sloppy IT practices have let it in - bit like the old biddy's clicking the "OMG you won't believe it" links.

[PHOODLE-OUt]

https://stv.tv/news/west-central/1388595...ter-prank/

Walt moved on from phones

[Iker Kashillas]

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/15/pastor-try...e-6637431/



"We still don't understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week. They finished him in a couple of minutes."

[Picards Forehead]

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/15/pastor-try...e-6637431/

"All that was left of him was his underwear and his sandals"



daft prick

[Giza Brek]

[Picards Forehead]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39926876

[Diego Armando Toblerone]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39926876

He's a certainty to end up at the Mirror or the People now.

Still pleasing to see him get punted though.

[shaun.lawson]

He's a certainty to end up at the Mail or the Express now.

FTFY.

28 years too late sadly. Absolute vermin.

[Papin]

Reuters: Cyber firms Symantec & Kaspersky say looking into clues suggesting North Korea-linked Lazarus group may be behind global attack

[Edson Arantes 2Nascimento]

Lazarus group? How much more of a bond villain's company sounding name could you get?

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Yeah, that's a cool as fuck name tbf

[pondlife]

The smoking gun; strategic nuclear attack imminent. Apparently it was the US NSA or whatever they're called that commissioned some work done to avoid just such occurence and it was nicked, and now well lets make DRK the scapegoat.

[Chrambo]

http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/ou...447985?fff=

[Papin]

The Officer Danny should have went through with the deed like Jimmy McNulty.

[Chrambo]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39921804

Did think this advert was a bit off when I saw it.  Something just doesn't sit right with using family bereavement to sell shite burgers.

[PHOODLE-OUt]

http://news.sky.com/story/dutch-king-rev...m-10881947

[Iker Kashillas]

http://www.itv.com/news/border/2017-05-1...-champion/

Used to make the Haggis when I worked there. Probably why they never won it in that time

Did meet the Hairy Bikers though

[PHOODLE-OUt]

https://stv.tv/news/international/138901...n-assange/

Assange rape charges dropped. Can leave the embassy I presume. Also presume they will arrest him for something as soon as he does 

[Edson Arantes 2Nascimento]

LBC Breaking @lbcbreaking
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Met Police say they are obliged to execute an arrest warrant for Julian Assange should he leave the Ecuadorian Embassy in London.

[Mr A]

Surely the warrant will be recalled if it was issued obo the Swedes?