Talk Hearts Daily News Thread

[Prancer]

But his family say he suffered a broken neck and severe head injuries.

The Independent Police Complaints Commission (IPCC) said: “The preliminary postmortem found that Mr Da Costa did not suffer a broken neck or any other spinal injury during his interaction with the police. It found he did not suffer a broken collarbone or bleeding to the brain.

IPCC conspiring with the Met I assume?

[Picards Forehead]

https://www.facebook.com/busdriversrock/...8942808978



when he starts leathering the window with a lemonade bottle

[Dexter]

I see the £5bn colossal waste of money is due to leave for sea trials today.

What's the odds it runs aground, or, hits the brand new Forth Crossing.....

That would be so Great Britain.....

[The Comedian]

I see the £5bn colossal waste of money is due to leave for sea trials today.

What's the odds it runs aground, or, hits the brand new Forth Crossing.....

That would be so Great Britain.....

I've worked on it, it's a absolute mess IMO.

[Dexter]

I've worked on it, it's a absolute mess IMO.

I also worked on it, and can confirm.

If they make it out to sea I'll be utterly amazed.

[Widespread Gang Violence]

What's wrong with it? Is it made entirely out of that dodgy Grenfell cladding?

[Walter Sobchak]

If Dex built the server.

[dokratrow]

Dex is just sour because Ulysses got the aircraft carrier IT contract.

[Dexter]

[pondlife]

I see the £5bn colossal waste of money is due to leave for sea trials today.

What's the odds it runs aground, or, hits the brand new Forth Crossing.....

That would be so Great Britain.....

No worries Dex, the Canadians will buy it off the Brits next year.

[Dexter]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...oyage.html

[The Comedian]

Time for the eight million mongo gaffers at Rosyth to start sweating.

[Zizou]

http://www.ladbible.com/more/uk-interest...8563066781

Amazing.

[Widespread Gang Violence]

Fucking hell

[Walter Sobchak]

Never a bad time to post this.

https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/751422715945447424

FUCK OFF ALLY!

[Papin]

Airport wide power cut at Edinburgh.
Delighted I'm flying back today

[PHOODLE-OUt]

[Diego Armando Toblerone]

All our external incoming emails have been suspended until further notice.

Our electronic file system is down all morning already for routine maintenance.

Should have just brought in Ker Plunk and had a games day, seeing as I'll be able to do less than normal.

[Dexter]

Someone got a Bitcoin wallet handy?

[Half Time Guest]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40438207



Who knew that a book wouldn't stop a desert eagle from just a foot away?