Talk Hearts Daily News Thread

[PHOODLE-OUt]

[Karl Urbenoit]

Fuck sake. Why wouldn't you do a test shot into a book to make sure it would maybe stop the bullet? Fucking mongos!

[Grooto Toure]

I've fired a Desert Eagle, you'd need more than a couple of encyclopaedias to stop that bullet

Morons!!!

[Dexter]

More to the point, there were 30 people watching, didn't anything think to say something ?

Something smells a bit fishy....

[PHOODLE-OUt]

More to the point, there were 30 people watching, didn't anything think to say something ?

Something smells a bit fishy....

I doubt the teenage couple were in a street of learned doctors and academics for neighbours tbh

[Herman Boyce]

More to the point, there were 30 people watching, didn't anything think to say something ?

Something smells a bit fishy....

You'd assume two people who couldn't see the possible outcome of this probably don't socialise with the most intelligent of people.

[Snake Plissken]

Before reading it I was thinking "at least they won't be able to breed now"

The couple's three-year-old child and nearly 30 onlookers watched as she fired the fatal bullet into his chest.

[Dexter]

Should've watched more TV.

[Widespread Gang Violence]

More to the point, there were 30 people watching, didn't anything think to say something ?

Something smells a bit fishy....

Tell us what you're suggesting or shut up pls.

[Roger H. Sterling]

Before reading it I was thinking "at least they won't be able to breed now"

The couple's three-year-old child and nearly 30 onlookers watched as she fired the fatal bullet into his chest.

Also...

Ms Perez, who is pregnant, is facing charges of second degree manslaughter.

[PHOODLE-OUt]

*mongslaughter

[Imaq]

Attempted terrorist attack near Paris.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/...1.html?amp

[Giza Brek]

Standard.

[Imaq]

Really hope Lewis clicked the link and saw my clever ruse

[Giza Brek]

I clicked the link but I was also watching a fast workers compilation on YouTube so I wasn't really paying attention, soz man.

[Dexter]

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scotti...s-10724315

Acey taking things too far....

[Walter Sobchak]

Just 54 degrees in Ahvaz at the weekend.

http://www.independent.co.uk/Weather/ira...15771.html

[Mr A]

[Chrambo]

Mike Ashley is some boy.

Sports Direct boss Mike Ashley 'napped under tables' in 'boring' meetings, High Court told
http://news.sky.com/story/mike-ashley-na...d-10935523
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[Mr A]

The drinking competition