Wayne Rooney

[Gigolo-Aunt]

Remember about 3 years ago he was injured for a game at Old Trafford and was watching from one of their boxes. The commentators started talking about him so the camera's pans to him watching the game. At that exact moment some boy delivers a pint of lager to him, Rooney has the pictures in the box as he clocks on he is on the screen so tries to hide the pint from view whilst looking very sheepish.

It was a midday kick off

[Hank Scorpio]

http://youtu.be/wuUsYZaZNcM

[Zizou]

Amazing

[Sterling Archer]

Chiles

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

That is gold

What I love about the Coco Pops comment is that he's saying this to 4-4-2 Magazine; he is probably embellishing the truth to make him sound more professional

Chicken = large McChicken sandwich meal with strawberry milkshake

Fish = Special fish supper with plenty salt and vinegar

Pasta = Wanda's Mac and cheese

[Zizou]

Still though, a guy who eat coco pops as a pre match meal is going to be the top scorer at Manchester United

[Widespread Gang Violence]

Pasta = Wanda's Mac and cheese

[Herzog]

That is gold [ ]

What I love about the Coco Pops comment is that he's saying this to 4-4-2 Magazine; he is probably embellishing the truth to make him sound more professional [ ]

Chicken = large McChicken sandwich meal with strawberry milkshake

Fish = Special fish supper with plenty salt and vinegar

Pasta = Wanda's Mac and cheese

The other day i was at the chippie and saw special fish on offer. Think its available at most chippies. Is it just breaded instead of battered?

[Scott the Dick]

Guaranteed 'fish' in Wayne Rooneys diet is fish fingers

[1500 Dollars a Day]

[Imaq]

I kind of like how much of a throwback he is diet-wise. He was born 10-15 years too late.  Would be better if he was a proper George Best-style waster, though, as opposed to someone who could've been better if he'd cut back on the Ginster's pasties.

[PHOODLE-OUt]

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Prancer has gone quiet on this one

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Remember seeing a thing in the paper asking players what their favourite food was, Ronaldo said fruit and fish, Rooney said spaghetti bolognese

[Mikey]

Don't see the big problem with him eating Coco Pops before a game tbh.

I mind the chef's list of pre-match meals for the Barcelona players got leaked a couple of years ago and Messi's was a pizza and a can of Sprite.

[Ray Winstone]

If a fish supper is good enough for Owen Coyle it's good enough for Wayne Rooney.

Still can't be worse than the Rangers canteen food

[Prancer]

Tbh reckon Ronaldo probably had a kebab last night after 5 pints and a few jaegers.

[Mikey]

A boy on Pie & Bovril saying he seen Kris Boyd in the chippie the Friday night before an Old Firm game buying a load of grub and two big bottles of Coke.

Said he winked at him as he walked out the door  

[Konnichiwa You Cunt]

Tbf Rooney's doing what everyone else would do. As much as people on here take the moral high ground on diets, if I could earn 200k a week and still eat from Dario's chippy every night I'd probably just build a wee chimney in my house for him to live in.

[Snake Plissken]

Tbf Rooney's doing what everyone else would do. As much as people on here take the moral high ground on diets, if I could earn 200k a week and still eat from Dario's chippy every night I'd probably just build a wee chimney in my house for him to live in.

I`d say the point being raised is that if he can eat like a teenager and still become Man United and England`s top scorer, just imagine how good he`d have been if he actually had a professional approach.