Posties

[Walter Sobchak]

I see that some in the Royal Mail are looking forward to Christmas bonus time again. I look forward to cards coming in the post with the envelope already opened.

That mysteriously poor quality glue that all envelope manufacturers obviously use is clearly to blame.

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Love a good post seethe. Thieving scum the lot of them.

[Steven Toast]

I was a postman many years ago.

I can confirm it's a profession almost entirely populated by drunks, weirdos and thieves.

[Sterling Archer]

They're lazy fucking arseholes. Ours just drops off post for random folk at our door

[dokratrow]

How the fuck do they manage to deliver stuff to the wrong address? The entirety of their job is 'Look at address on parcel. Check if at the right house. If so, deliver parcel.' How hard can it be?

[PHOODLE-OUt]

See when you catch them putting a 'sorry we missed you' card through the door, you should be allowed by law to beat them to death. Lazy cunts that just can't be arsed hauling your parcel about.

[Charlie Kelly]

These threads won't be the same without an irate postie telling us all that we're clearly lying because no postie would ever rob someone's mail.

[Walter Sobchak]

A non christmas card came through the door today, clearly been opened and rifled through. It was a congratulations card, bet the cunt was seething.

'Congrats you bell, you're getting fuck all.'

[Groot]

A non christmas card came through the door today, clearly been opened and rifled through. It was a congratulations card, bet the cunt was seething.

'Congrats you bell, you're getting fuck all.'

[Jeff Resnick]

See when you catch them putting a 'sorry we missed you' card through the door, you should be allowed by law to beat them to death. Lazy cunts that just can't be arsed hauling your parcel about.

This used to happen often with me. Really done my tits in. Mrs JR caught the cunt one day and gave him what for. I trotted along to the sorting office to find about 3 months worth of deliveries which the senders and I thought had gone walkabout. The postie was one lazy fecker. I even caught him necking a few rounds in the boozer, in the middle of his round, one day. Prick.

And dont get me started on the lazy bastards who leave parcels in the stair, rather than taking them back to the sorting office (which is clearly said on my door). Dicks.

[Sterling Archer]

See when you catch them putting a 'sorry we missed you' card through the door, you should be allowed by law to beat them to death. Lazy cunts that just can't be arsed hauling your parcel about.

Theyve changed the cards now the cheeky cunts.

Where it used to say "Sorry We missed you" it now says "we have a parcel for you"

[Mikey]

Got to see them everyday where I work. One of the most torn faced groups of people ever.

[chimpos]

cunts are in the my local boozer by 10 am every day, lazy twats.

really makes it hard to get served

[Dexter]

My postie used to take it upon himself to NOT deliver parcels or leave notes, instead, rocking up to the school when I was there to pick up my kids and hand them over then.

Couple of points:

1. That's illegal
2. Do your fucking job

[Walter Sobchak]

To be fair that's better than having to go to the sorting office.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Went to Tynie to pick up a ticket on a day off a while back, some time before lunch. A boy with stinking, booze-soaked breath standing behind me starts shouting and swearing about the length of the queue and how he was losing time in the pub. I asked him if he was on a day off.

No, he had just bunked off from work because he wanted a few pints. Fucking postman. Lazy bastards.

[Gigolo-Aunt]

Always felt that was the profession for me.


Missed chances

[djf]

My posties a Hearts fan and a good guy.

[I.J]

He's also tanned you out of at least fifty birthday card sheets, minimum.

[beats]

I got sacked years ago for not delivering they stupid inserts you get. Shite job but decent at Christmas