'Scottish National Team' thread

[Mastermind]

https://twitter.com/scotlandnt/status/13...03072?s=21

Porteous.

[The Great Khali]

You've been really good at kicking the shit out of folk so far this season so in ye come

[CritchSmile]

Porteous has raised his level this season. Happy to try out CBs until we find one that isn't an absolute embarrassment.

[Big Physical Acey]

Bordering on anti-Semitic to include Porteous in the play-off squad imo.

[CritchSmile]

Forrest injured ye?

[CritchSmile]

I rate Porteous

[Jeff Resnick]

I rate Porteous  

[Charlie Kelly]

Utter hatchet man, he'll be sent off every game at international level.

[Real Spencer]

Porteous has raised his level this season. Happy to try out CBs until we find one that isn't an absolute embarrassment.

He's a fucking hammer thrower. Throw back to the 80's when cunts used to go out with intent to injure and maim. 

That squad is not getting past Israel is it. Absolutely fucking dreadful.

[CritchSmile]

Utter hatchet man, he'll be sent off every game at international level.

Our previous centre halves previous have been big jessies.

[CritchSmile]

Throw back to the 80's when cunts used to go out with intent to injure and maim. 

And what are his negative traits?

[Charlie Kelly]

Our previous centre halves previous have been big jessies.

No argument there but we're bad enough without playing with 10 men.

[CritchSmile]

He's a fucking hammer thrower. Throw back to the 80's when cunts used to go out with intent to injure and maim. 

That squad is not getting past Israel is it. Absolutely fucking dreadful.

Captain of Leeds United

Champions league winner with Liverpool

FA Cup winner with Arsenal

Newcastle United winger

Aston Villa midfielder

Manchester United midfielder

Few Celtic and Rangers starters


What more do you want?

[CritchSmile]

No argument there but we're bad enough without playing with 10 men.

Last defender to be sent off for Scotland was gimp Souttar.

[Sarkozabal]

I'd have Griffiths in there ahead of McBurnie or Burke.

[Sterling Archer]

Captain of Leeds United

Champions league winner with Liverpool

FA Cup winner with Arsenal

Newcastle United winger

Aston Villa midfielder

Manchester United midfielder

Few Celtic and Rangers starters


What more do you want?

Aye if we're going on talent we should comfortably get past Israel

[CritchSmile]

I'd have Griffiths in there ahead of McBurnie or Burke.

Me too. This thing where we can't pick Griffiths because he isn't playing for his club. Dont buy it.

[Real Spencer]

And what are his negative traits?

[Real Spencer]

Aye if we're going on talent we should comfortably get past Israel

We should. But the game against Israel the other week was dire. Clarke really needs to get a performance out of these players. Utilising them in their best positions might be a decent starting point. 

I can see Scotland lose to Israel.

[Lil Sebastian]

Scotlands problem is a lack of cohesion. Plenty talent in there but how many of those players have played alongside one another more than a handful of times?

I know we got shagged off Norway but you can predict who's going to form the backbone of the Northern Ireland side before every set of games. That's where the small modicum of success under O'Neill came from.