General Hearts Related Pish

[1500 Dollars a Day]

Don’t wear football tops as casual wear plz unless you are Jackson Irvine.

I can see why a fat auld da would think this

[CritchSmile]

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Scott in his maroon gazelles, jeans, and Hearts top with Dhanda on the back seething that the bouncer says he's not getting in

Hearts da maroon trainers was my pet peeve for last 20 years how dare you.

Getting dhanda on the back of my hearts top tho?

My body does suit this type of wear though, body type of a model.

[Konnichiwa You Cunt]

The new Hearts home looks good with jeans

[CritchSmile]

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What happened to your ticket?

[Grooto Toure]

Have to say I’ll be glad when the world cups over as I’ve not got a clue who any cunt is!

[Zizou]

I can see why a fat auld da would think this

Can just see you walking about Gorgie in your 1860 Munich tap tucked into your Uniqlo baggy trousers looking like an absolute bell

[1500 Dollars a Day]

Can just see you walking about Gorgie in your 1860 Munich tap tucked into your Uniqlo baggy trousers looking like an absolute bell

I can see why a fat auld da would think this

[Diego Armando Toblerone]

Can just see you walking about Gorgie in your 1860 Munich tap tucked into your Uniqlo baggy trousers looking like an absolute bell

Surely it would be a St Pauli top for Mhorph?

[1500 Dollars a Day]

Surely it would be a St Pauli top for Mhorph?

Barcelona 04/05 away long sleeve - LARSSON 17 on the back

[King WillDred of Orange]

Dreadlocks to complete the look

[Diego Armando Toblerone]

Barcelona 04/05 away long sleeve - LARSSON 17 on the back

I’m more a 88/89 Napoli Top or a West Germany 1990 number.

[Snake Plissken]

An old man shakes fist at cloud opinion I have is that the fact there's a new third strip every year is nonsense anyway. Don't care that much about how 'smart' something I'll only ever wear to the gym anyway is, but don't mind getting a home top. Away top already getting questionable. Third top very sad as an adult and worse to leave parents in a position where kids will want anywhere up to three tops a year.

I think it started in 15/16 with that dreadful kit with all the names on it, it's quite a recent thing.

[Scott the Dick]

Mind VS () was on rhe pitch getting his foto done as he was in like the first 10 folk to buy the FOH top



Mind the fucking Lord Roseburry Battenburg effort

[CritchSmile]

Our new coach says that Findlay and Ageu will be back in full training by the time of the Sturm Graz game. But less likely to be selected.

I wonder if one or both will come in for the second leg.

[Grooto Toure]

Aye so most likely Fagan-Walcott paired up with Kingsley or McCart then

[CritchSmile]

Aye so most likely Fagan-Walcott paired up with Kingsley or McCart then

I like the look of this Fagan-Walcott/Kingsley experiment. Curious to see more.

[Grooto Toure]

Two players comfortable with the ball and able to bring it out, this could be the Kingsley renaissance

[United Schtegs of America]

I know we’ve been here before but James Wilson is looking absolutely ripped from the training pics today  Might be the move to ship these boays down to a Premier League academy to get all the top undetectable PEDs and mental bulking routines for six months then they come back up the road an animal 

[Konnichiwa You Cunt]

I like the look of this Fagan-Walcott/Kingsley experiment. Curious to see more.

How tall is the boy Theo? Not to go over all Del but I’m assuming the Austrians will have some big hitman-looking lump up top.

Altena FW Kingsley Milne as a baller back 4 to run away with the league though

[CritchSmile]

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How tall is the boy Theo? Not to go over all Del but I’m assuming the Austrians will have some big hitman-looking lump up top.

Altena FW Kingsley Milne as a baller back 4 to run away with the league though

This manager might produce the most Critchsmile Hearts team we’ve ever seen

Players that have brains and can kick a ball