General Hearts Related Pish

[Floyd]

[Charlie Kelly]

He must be signing in the summer, there can't be any other reasonable explanation for us bringing him in now. 

Either way, it's a shambles of a signing. No doubt he could have done a job for us, maybe he will, but he's another over the hill player in their 30's to attempt to paper over the cracks.

[Billy Butcher]

Shame for him coming in. He'll be hounded out in his first game

Just totally pointless, but it's got Budge's hands all over it - 'Oh! We'll sign an Aberdeen player and that will make them happy!'

[Del-icious]

Can we not recall loan players outside a window nah?

Would much rather young team Logan was brought back. Good luck to Shay but I think it's a very poor signing. He was a good player but we've got too many ageing legs in the team as it is.

[Jeff Resnick]

Can we not recall loan players outside a window nah?

You can. It'll depend on the loan agreement but it shouldnt have been too difficult to bring him back. Was easy enough to recall players on season long loan deal during the L1/L2 shutdown, so unless the deal is absolute rigid, he could be recalled.

[Floyd]

I'm absolutely buzzing at us swooping in for 38 year old Jermaine Defoe next, another signing for the future.

[Johnny Tapia]

I'm absolutely buzzing at us swooping in for 38 year old Jermaine Defoe next, another signing for the future.

[Floyd]

Chris Burke on the wing and Defoe in the middle and we'll be guaranteed top six.

[Johnny Tapia]

Chris Burke on the wing and Defoe in the middle and we'll be guaranteed top six.

Charlie Adam pulling the strings in behind

[Zizou]

https://twitter.com/JamTarts/status/1376...81089?s=19

That wee HR wifey from the documentary standing behind the camera feeding him lines about giving 100% to please the fans.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Great find on the VRFACE. Where did the smiley go

[Herzog]

He does put the effort in to be fair.

He also knows the shit storm hes coming into so fair play to him. Give him 5k a week.

[Floyd]

He does put the effort in to be fair.

He also knows the shit storm hes coming into so fair play to him. Give him 5k a week.

And a 4 year deal.

[Sarkozabal]

He does put the effort in to be fair.

He also knows the shit storm hes coming into so fair play to him. Give him 5k a week.

Thought this was in response to Kash's Dave McLaren post

Still works tbh

[Aim High]

Looks absolutely buzzing to be here as well

[Snake Plissken]

Hates Scott Brown at least.

Back four of Kinglsey, Halkett, Smith, and Logan should be slightly less comical than the pish we've seen the past few weeks. It's still a totally pointless signing of course.

[King Kebab]

Can we not recall loan players outside a window nah?

Would much rather young team Logan was brought back.  Good luck to Shay but I think it's a very poor signing.  He was a good player but we've got too many ageing legs in the team as it is.

Bugger, we got rid of the loans manager. 
What a jobs for the boys he was doing. 
That came out of your FOH pledge by the way.

[Kashinda]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeyyuWpH/

[King Kebab]

[Sterling Archer]

https://twitter.com/Chrisfinn2703/status...96929?s=20