General Hearts Related Pish

[Hank Scorpio]

Quite the day

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Wait, does Swanson think that everyone didn't know he was a fat wee Hibs count all along?

[Drederick Shanktum]

It would be really unfortunate if he was hit by an out of control bus as he crossed the road

[Winston Churchill]

Fanny was a kiddy on hertz man

You just know he will shit all over us

[Snake Plissken]

I don't a single person was fooled by Swanson's "ruse".

He might not have been given much of chance but he did little to suggest he was worth a go when he was at Hearts. A cheeky wee leg-breaker in the first minute of his first derby would be lovely

[PHOODLE-OUt]

He used to get it absolutely stinking when we played United for being a wee Hibs rhat. Sounds like he's just trying to curry favour with his scummy new club to take the heat off him for signing for Hearts. Tragic.

[Picards Forehead]

[Shteve]

Did he say he was a hearts fan? I can't even remember him playing a game never mind what he said.

[The Great Khali]

Scored a peach of a free kick for the "wee jambos"

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Saw him play up in Inverness. He was blowing out his arse. Hearts and him fell out because we told him if he wanted to be a footballer he couldn't be a wee fatty and he refused to get fit. Unfortunately we now know he can still bang them in even when his fat red face is struggling to catch a breath 

[Papin]

He really tricked us.

So much so that everyone I know referred to him as the "fat Hibs pig".

[Bill Cosby]

Probably got a few quid out of us tbh.

[Charlie Kelly]

refuse to believe even the most ardent JW fell for that trick.

Have called him a wee Hibs cunt for years, that didn't change when he played for us.

[Del-icious]

Aye what's that all about since he's a staunch hibby?

Was the idea he was going to come here and be shite on purpose?

[Walter Sobchak]

refuse to believe even the most ardent JW fell for that trick.

Have called him a wee Hibs cunt for years, that didn't change when he played for us.

Should have changed. To fat hibs cunt.

[Half Time Guest]

He got us guys...

[Winston Churchill]

It seems his granny is Hertz

[CritchSmile]

Alan Partridge's favourite HMFC player. Fatty Swansong:

“Here's something: I texted Alan Stubbs before I signed for Hearts. I phoned Tommy Wright before I signed for Hearts to try and get something sorted. Even though I was excited to sign for Hearts, I tried to get to Hibs. Alan Stubbs said: 'Nope.' So I ended up going to Hearts and played really well – not.”

Fucking spoon.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Why is he in the media boasting about being an unprofessional waster? Can't be the quickest of cats to be advertising this about the national press

[Shteve]

Scottish football lap all that shit up.