General Hearts Related Pish

[Diego Armando Toblerone]

I'm claiming his rep then

Damn you Benoit!!



Beat me to it.

[Roger H. Sterling]

I survived. Jesus Christ that was one of most stressful hours of my life. Non stop the whole way. Just beat Motherwell and all they sang about was hearts. Almost turned on each other when one of their own asked someone to shut up and he started calling him a weegie hun. The fact we were on an Edinburgh train and he was wearing hibs gear was completely lost on him. Me and the bird just sat surrounded by them the whole time, think she was more raging than me.

[Chrambo]

God that sounds so stressful.

Spoiler

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[Roger H. Sterling]

It was man. Surrounded by smelly drunk hibs fans in a tiny train carriage as they sang non stop for an hour so loud that I couldn't hear myself think. Pretty stressful.

You're such a weird person.

[Coppercrutch]

It was man. Surrounded by smelly drunk hibs fans in a tiny train carriage as they sang non stop for an hour so loud that I couldn't hear myself think. Pretty stressful.

You're such a weird person.

You have it easy. I live in a Hobo area. Woken up at 4am on Wednesday by the hobo cunts below me singing hibs songs. 

[PHOODLE-OUt]

My bursd and pal were coming home on a train full of vile Hibs fans. A group wouldn't stop pestering them bragging about being casuals and when they told them to fuck off they got quite aggressive. Weirdos.

[Chrambo]

My bursd and pal were coming home on a train full of vile Hibs fans. A group wouldn't stop pestering them bragging about being casuals and when they told them to fuck off they got quite aggressive. Weirdos.

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An actual stressful situation.

[Roger H. Sterling]

Chrambo now the stress police

They were all casuals. All being aggressive. To the point they were turning on each other. It was pretty volatile. Chrambo probably would have battered them all. Hard man.

[Coppercrutch]

We have some chavs in our support no doubt. But the hobos seem to take delight in there's. 

Vermin. 

Same as in nearly all the cities and towns of the UK - it all comes down to the prevalent wind direction.

Back in the days when they were starting to grow much larger and there was serious pollution and smells - the wealthier people moved to the west and those that couldnt afford it had to stay in the east of the city. 

So they had to deal with not only their own smells and pollution - but also those of the upper classes wafting over them from the west.

Hearts are quite simply the upper class team of Edinburgh and the Hobos are the Chav class. Hence the large amount of vermin in their support. 

Our shit wafts over them and their manky stadium. This is a historical fact. 

 




*I do live here but fuck it they're still vermin.

[Zizou]

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Key ages to come etc but Anthony McDonald remains best young player I've seen at Hearts for years. Brilliant. Hope he keeps going.

[Chrambo]

https://streamable.com/xppjp

Good blocks by the linebackers

[Zizou]

Hughes is in the NI squad. See if he plays

[CritchSmile]

Hughes is in the NI squad. See if he plays

We're paying his wage.

[Björn Breaker]

He's another player who should fuck off, was happy enough last season when he arrived as he brought expierence to the squad, but we seem to just be a training facility for his international career, he played about 10 minutes at dens last month

[Walter Sobchak]

What was the story about him doing personal training down in manchester?

[Zizou]

Michael O'Neil said that. Not sure if he means rehab?

Either way, one of the justifications for Hughes is his experience for the younger players. No good if he's down in Manchester.

[Zizou]

Csaba Laszlo to be appointed Dundee Utd manager

[Widespread Gang Violence]

Good to see him back in management. We could carshare.

[Konnichiwa You Cunt]

We could carshare.

Just not in the mood to talk to people at 6:45am

Good luck with Csaba then

[Widespread Gang Violence]

fair point.

Would probably be up for regular discussions on how to get the best out of Christian Nadé though.