General Hearts Related Pish

**Steven Toast** · 03-25-2019, 10:49 AM

We have a Ghanaian winger called Cletus on trial.

Monty LewLew

PHOODLE-OUt · 03-25-2019, 10:52 AM

**Diego Armando Shaqiri** · 03-25-2019, 10:52 AM

**Picards Forehead** · 03-25-2019, 11:48 AM

(03-25-2019, 10:49 AM)Steven Toast Wrote: We have a Ghanaian winger called Cletus on trial.

My mates a ref and ran the line for the closed door game at the weekend and said he was horrific Warnock

Winston Churchill · 03-25-2019, 11:51 AM

Just when you think that Steggy has learned his lesson Warnock

**1500 Dollars a Day** · 03-25-2019, 11:55 AM

Why do we go to the effort of bringing in shite from places like Ghana and Nigeria when there's plenty equally shite players scattered across Scotland Laugh

The wonders of wyscout eh? Laugh

PHOODLE-OUt · 03-25-2019, 12:03 PM

(03-25-2019, 11:48 AM)Picards Forehead Wrote: My mates a ref and ran the line for the closed door game at the weekend and said he was horrific

3 year deal it is then Monty Oh Well

**Konnichiwa You Cunt** · 03-25-2019, 12:48 PM

(03-25-2019, 11:55 AM)Morph Wrote: Why do we go to the effort of bringing in shite from places like Ghana and Nigeria when there's plenty equally shite players scattered across Scotland

Alright Nigel.

**1500 Dollars a Day** · 03-25-2019, 12:58 PM

It's too difficult to get a good idea of a player if he's playing in Ghana or these obscure leagues we like to pick players from. Imagine the torment we could've saved ourselves if someone went and watched Juwon for a month before we signed him.

I wish we'd look a bit closer to home sometimes as it means we can gauge a player far better. I just hate wyscout tbf, feels like a professional use of football manager.

**Felix** · 03-25-2019, 01:21 PM

https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/sport/fo...l-16023272

Crowe

Chrambo · 03-25-2019, 01:26 PM

Quote:He is currently contracted to Dreams FC in Ghana's Premier League but has spent most of the last year trying to earn a contract in Europe.

A loan move to Czech club Sparta Prague this season was supposed to end in a permanent transfer until visa problems scuppered Nombil's plans. Last month he headed to Sweden for a trial with AIK Stockholm before arriving in Edinburgh hoping to earn a contract with Hearts.

Young guy who impressed Sparta Prague enough to be offered a permanent deal. Agent offers to send him to us for free to have a look at.

Jezza

**Felix** · 03-25-2019, 01:28 PM

(03-25-2019, 01:26 PM)Chrambo Wrote: Young guy who impressed Sparta Prague enough to be offered a permanent deal. Agent offers to send him to us for free to have a look at.

(03-25-2019, 11:48 AM)Picards Forehead Wrote: My mates a ref and ran the line for the closed door game at the weekend and said he was horrific

**1500 Dollars a Day** · 03-25-2019, 01:30 PM

Looks like he can play a sideways pass so can see why our scouts have picked up on him Piggy

Chrambo · 03-25-2019, 01:32 PM

(03-25-2019, 01:28 PM)Felix Wrote:

Not sure your point?

Agent sends him to us for free to look at. We then make decision. Costs the club fuck all, could have got a good player.

Downside?

**CritchSmile** · 03-25-2019, 01:37 PM

(03-25-2019, 01:32 PM)Chrambo Wrote: Not sure your point?

Agent sends him to us for free to look at. We then make decision. Costs the club fuck all, could have got a good player.

Downside?

Another shite player on the books? Oh wait, that isn't a downside at Hearts anymore.

**Mr A** · 03-25-2019, 01:50 PM

(03-25-2019, 01:32 PM)Chrambo Wrote: Not sure your point?

Agent sends him to us for free to look at. We then make decision. Costs the club fuck all, could have got a good player.

Downside?

There is no downside.

Hendricks · 03-25-2019, 07:29 PM

Have we ever made a successful African signing? I guess some would say Djoum but when you look at the rest of the list.....

**Mr A** · 03-25-2019, 07:35 PM

(03-25-2019, 07:29 PM)Hendricks Wrote: Have we ever made a successful African signing? I guess some would say Djoum but when you look at the rest of the list.....

**CritchSmile** · 03-25-2019, 08:04 PM

(03-25-2019, 07:29 PM)Hendricks Wrote: Have we ever made a successful African signing? I guess some would say Djoum but when you look at the rest of the list.....

Quitongo

**Hank Scorpio** · 03-25-2019, 08:06 PM